Massengil Mayhem

[stormrunner]

@$@%#%@$%@#^!!!!!

Fecking dog went to say hello to the skunk again. Just as I was leaving the shower, too.

He shakes his head, he's throwing himself into the ground, rubbing himself through grass. It looks like he's miserable.

Serves you right, you bloody mutt, I grumble. Can you take a hint? She doesn't like you!

The house reeks. Hotel?

Comments

i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

Is that 3:0 or 4:0 for the skunk now?

Maybe you should let the dog sleep (and stink) a night in the garden before you wash him next time, so to literally rub it under his nose. If he's not completely learning resistant (you never know with dogs) he might finally learn his lesson. If not, adopt the skunk and sell the dog to a korean restaurant glue factory. *vbeg*

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

Or humanely trap the skunk and release it FAR away ... before you have a family of skunks in your yard! Besides, if you don't remove the skunk, what will you do when you or BL surprise it and it sprays one of YOU??

/s/
Birdie

Re: i sense a winner

[stormrunner]

Well, here's the rub:

The skunk is not in the new house, which we own. It's in the old house, which we rent.

Have I mentioned that I'm not happy with the rental management company? (That's a pertinent fact, right there.)

I have to admit that I was considering feeding the skunk. Then I found out that our next-door neighbour found little skunk babies in her garage, and I reconsidered. Even though now I know that our skunk is a working mom.

Re: i sense a winner

[ryuquir]

what will you do when you or BL surprise it and it sprays one of YOU

Easy answer: smell funny ^_^

Now would you please all walk downwind? :P

hmm...

[quidley]

Apparently, the firewall rules at work have changed. How curious. Now I might be able to watch threads develop! Well, we'll see how long it lasts.

-- Quid.

Re: hmm...

[stormrunner]

How's it coming along? Or have your plans for world domination interfered?