I Like You ... I Think

[stormrunner]

moth_001 knows just what to say to make a woman feel loved. No, really.

You taste like ass, he says as I nuzzle him. Or melon*. One of the two. He pauses. I think I'd rather taste ass than melon**.Honesty. I highly recommend it

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[fourteenlines]

*insert hysterical laughter here*

[stormrunner]

He came in about five minutes later. I can kiss you now, he announced. I numbed my mouth with wine.

I was laughing too hard to kiss him; I think I snarfed up his nose before he finally sighed and walked back to his show.

[fourteenlines]

*laughter has turned to scary cackling*

[stormrunner]

Why, because he had to get liquored up, or because it took him a whole five minutes?