this is my life

[stormsinafrica]

Me: Life hurts me.
Hillary: Your penis hurts you.
Me: I don't have a penis.
Hillary: You'll get one.

I don't know what that means, but it is my life thus far. In the beginning, Hillary started referring to me in the masculine form. Then, she didn't stop. I love her, and I am a boy.

Comments

[bassakwards]

i love you so much , like that one time when i was like hi erin salada and you were like anime and i was like huh anime what where and you were like neon genesis evangelion and i was like omg i love you erin salada

ps you probly dont remember that

pps yeah i thought there was more to be said plus i accidentally wrote hoe.

[artiemis]

Dear Erin,

My dear friend, life can sometimes be difficult to get through, especially with letting go of things and people we love. You have touched so many people's lives that you will have to let go of quite a few of them, simply because not everyone can follow you to such a prestegious college as the one you'll attend. ;-) But, be not dismayed or dishearted, my friend. Life in the wide world will go on for you much as it has these past seventeen years. I am so glad that I was lucky enough to know you somewhat during the past two years. I will always carry the fondest of memories of you. Remember, life is what you get from it, so get as much as you can. Those who count the days seldom make every day count.

*whistles* Hey babe, nice personality.

-Your Friend
-Gary

P.S.

[artiemis]

I miss chatting with you online, whatever happened to that?

Re: P.S.

[stormsinafrica]

Sometimes life is just hard.

Re: P.S.

[artiemis]

Awe...you know...it is so sad when young people have grim outlooks for any period of time. Is there anything I could possibly do to allieviate that from you? Is your cellular phone still on the same number?

-gary

[stormsinafrica]

at least i don't have a penis. "(yet)," as hillary would say.

why are you so mean to me? love, es