I just.. can't stop laughing...
So I'm sitting on the phone, waiting for a call. The phone rings, I answer as usual:
Sparky = me
LOD= Lewd old Dude
Sparky: Thank you for calling ----- -----, this is Sparky, how may I help you?
LOD: *In a rattly, quiet voice* Heloooo Gorgeous~ Can I call you gorgeous?
Sparky: I certainly don't mind being called Gorgeous. What can I do for you?
LOD: Gorgeous.. does anyone else call you Gorgeous? Are you married? You have a boyfriend?
Sparky: *Being that I don't have one of these, and certainly don't want to tell this Lewd guy my personal life(particularly that I have a girlfriend.. let's not fuel the perverted fires)* None of those people call me gorgeous... no... Is there anything I can do for you? Did you need information about a cruise?
LOD: -Are- you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Is it possible you can call me back so I can talk to you?
Sparky: *Trying really hard not to laugh now* Sir, this is an inbound callcenter. I can direct you to a PCC if you'd like someone to call you back.
LOD: You know why men like to talk to Gorgeous women like you?
Sparky: . . . . Ahm... No.. I'm sure I don't. . . .
LOD: Because of their goodies~
Sparky: *snerks* Goodies. . . .?
LOD: You know what goodies are?
Sparky: I can venture a guess...
LOD: Guess~ Go ahead and guess~
Sparky: Sir, this is my place of work. I think it's probably rather inappropriate. If you'd like to book a cruise--
LOD: Can I whisper it to you?
Sparky: *Still trying not to laugh. We have no calls on hold.. the day has been slow, and this is the most amusement I've had out of it. I know my supes like to catch these guys when they call so they can tell them off, so I try to transfer, waiting for the right opportunity* Actually, sir.. that's not a good idea..
LOD: Ok.. could you maybe transfer me to someone who can call back? Or get me the number?
Sparky: If you'll hold just a moment, I'll see what I can do about getting someone for you to talk to...
LOD: Ooh~ Ok~
Sparky: *Transfer! I transfer the Lewd old bugger to the lead/supe line and get ahold of one of my male leads. I tell him what I have on the line, and transfer him through.. then laugh myself silly before my next call*
Sparky = me
LOD= Lewd old Dude
Sparky: Thank you for calling ----- -----, this is Sparky, how may I help you?
LOD: *In a rattly, quiet voice* Heloooo Gorgeous~ Can I call you gorgeous?
Sparky: I certainly don't mind being called Gorgeous. What can I do for you?
LOD: Gorgeous.. does anyone else call you Gorgeous? Are you married? You have a boyfriend?
Sparky: *Being that I don't have one of these, and certainly don't want to tell this Lewd guy my personal life(particularly that I have a girlfriend.. let's not fuel the perverted fires)* None of those people call me gorgeous... no... Is there anything I can do for you? Did you need information about a cruise?
LOD: -Are- you married? Do you have a boyfriend? Is it possible you can call me back so I can talk to you?
Sparky: *Trying really hard not to laugh now* Sir, this is an inbound callcenter. I can direct you to a PCC if you'd like someone to call you back.
LOD: You know why men like to talk to Gorgeous women like you?
Sparky: . . . . Ahm... No.. I'm sure I don't. . . .
LOD: Because of their goodies~
Sparky: *snerks* Goodies. . . .?
LOD: You know what goodies are?
Sparky: I can venture a guess...
LOD: Guess~ Go ahead and guess~
Sparky: Sir, this is my place of work. I think it's probably rather inappropriate. If you'd like to book a cruise--
LOD: Can I whisper it to you?
Sparky: *Still trying not to laugh. We have no calls on hold.. the day has been slow, and this is the most amusement I've had out of it. I know my supes like to catch these guys when they call so they can tell them off, so I try to transfer, waiting for the right opportunity* Actually, sir.. that's not a good idea..
LOD: Ok.. could you maybe transfer me to someone who can call back? Or get me the number?
Sparky: If you'll hold just a moment, I'll see what I can do about getting someone for you to talk to...
LOD: Ooh~ Ok~
Sparky: *Transfer! I transfer the Lewd old bugger to the lead/supe line and get ahold of one of my male leads. I tell him what I have on the line, and transfer him through.. then laugh myself silly before my next call*