Stories and sightings of Weeeeeird pets.

[stormwolf]

Ok. I've never had anything but -strange- and Ornery pets in my life. Hamsters who viciously attack people, Cannibalistic gerbils, Kamikaze parrots, Cat assasins, ravenous turtles, Dogs who think they're cats (dogs the size of a small rottweiler, mind you), angry rabbits, rats who put themselves in time-out, One masturbating ninja-chinchilla,

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[sjen]

My cat would drool like a dog. Worse than a dog. He'd make these giant, slimy wet spots everywhere for no reason at all. ^o^ Beau also growled like a dog whenever the doorbell would ring.

Also, with my hermit crabs. I have one, my little Izuru, who is grumpy and anti-social. He always sleeps in areas away from the rest of the group... which isn't very hermit crab-like. Well Gin, my seme mofo crab, does not tolerate this... he constantly goes looking for Izuru, knocking him off logs and digging him out from under them and making Izuru join the rest of the group to cuddle.

Mugen has also decided to spend the past two weeks under the sand, even tho he's not molting and it's not too hot or cold. x_x I have no clue why he keeps burying himself entirely, but I miss my crabby. It's like he went on vacation.

[stormwolf]

Your cat the dog, and my dog the cat XD What is it with confused animals~? That's awesome..

And your crabbies... They are the awesomeness, as usual. Definitely some weird pets! XD Thankies for the post~

[onefishjyuufish]

Hmm... Well, I had Jack, my cocker spaniel. Whenever the neighbors would come back from a fishing trip and empty their tanks, he'd go find and roll in it, coming home covered in black fish-glop. Emergency baths, how I hated you. :\ He also had an undocked tail that he hated to have touched, but if you did he'd just yelp and look at you, all wounded and puppyish. XD

Koko, the tortoiseshell cat, had to have her food "blessed" before she would eat it. IE, she would come out and meow at you until you followed her into the back room and moved some food around with your hands. My mom and dad thought it was endearing. I thought it was batshit insane.

Kouji and Tasuki were my SUPAHgay guinea pigs. Kouji was so seme, chasing Tasuki around and then mounting him with raucous squeals on both sides. XD I miss them. :(

...Other than that, I got nothing. XD;

[stormwolf]

Crazy enough for my books, really... Altho I can't get over the story about the feral hamster in your Garage... Hamsters aer EEEEEEVIL!

[onefishjyuufish]

You know, I don't even remember what we did with it after we recaptured the little bastard. I don't think we ate him. Maybe he died. 9.9

[midorigirl]

I'm pretty sure I've told you about Jerry the cat who ripped out his fur and puked pretty much on command AND with a special squeak to let you know he was puking

[stormwolf]

I think all cats are pretty much crazy on some level or another.. Damaged or not.. They're Emo/Goth/Punk-bunnies who need therapy from the day they're born. XD Cats, ladies and gentleman.. cats. Just look at the most cracked out cat in literature! The Cheshire cat, for christ sake! What a role model for felines everywhere.

[omi]

We have a super-cute boxer named Bailey, who will jump up and down and beg and sit and do tricks for a treat. However, when you give him one, he sniffs it and then runs out of his doggie door, leaving the treat on the ground.

Eventually, he comes back with this hilarious sheepish expression on his face, like 'WHOA GUYS SORRY FORGOT ABOUT MY BONE.'

Digby, the beagle, gets hilariously proud of herself whenever she manages to actually pee outside, as she is a lean, mean, pissing machine. Only, I'm lying about the lean and the mean. She's like perfectly round, and she loves everything. Anyway, whenever she pees outside, she comes back in wagging her tail, totally triumphant, nose high, and tries to make anyone go outside and see that she's peed. You know, like MOMMY MOMMY LOOK WHAT I DID.

Madison, the total freak of a cat here, will fashion a faux-nipple out of any furry substance she can find -- stuffed animals, fuzzy sweaters, etc. Then, she will proceed to suckle the hell out of it, and walk away loopy and happy, as though she'd

[stormwolf]

HAH MY CAT DOES THAT TOO! I swear t'god... It's like he was weaned too early.

[onefishjyuufish]

Anthony Hopkins = Hannibal Lecter
Hannibal Lecter = Serial Killer

and

Anthony Hopkins = Beagle

So Beagle = Serial Killer

Beware, Ayachi. D: First she pees, then she kills!

[stormwolf]

Damn you both for ever making me come up with that! Hannibal will forever haunt me in my dreams and bay at the moon...

And I don't know that Anthony Hopkins would be particularly pleased to find out we decided he could be a beagle XP

[jennkitty]

so we walk in the door after a long day of work and workout at gym

[stormwolf]

Quite odd enough for me :D I'm tellin' ya.. cats are quirky.