my day...

[story_of_harmon]

woke up...

mowed lawn...

got laid...

took shower...

shaved...

pulled a nose hair...

drove car...

got punched in face...

got bleed nose...

washed face...

cleaned pool...

had party with soccer team...

drank 2 beers...

bought smokes...

got laid...

played halo 3...

smoked half of pack of cigs...

turned on lappy...

i want to watch tank

Comments

[metro_spike]

Lucky, you have beer. x.x

[chinchilla_mak]

You lied about 87.666% of that. Good Job!