the "and then this guy was hitting on me" conversation
why is it that girls always have this need to express how many guys happened to hit on them during the span of time i wasn't around? tellin' me about every time some guy thought they maybe had a chance with you is like me telling you every time i checked out a girl on the street. i check out girls about as often as a pretty girl gets hit on. you
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You left you that you secretly love the drunken phone calls cuz she was thinking about you...and that you secretly love that someone else wants your girl cuz she really is hot, and you got her and not him.
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"...you have her and he doesn't" I didn't mean that you don't have the guy...
anyway. brain fart.
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girl mouth:
"some guy tried to pick me up at the club tonight...but, look honey, I was a good girl tonight coz I didnt do anything...but he wanted me so bad! Gross! He was creepy"
girl brain:
"Oh my fuckin God...I love you so much. Im gonna tell you this story about how some guy wanted me so maybe you'll feel a little jealous. maybe you'll see that I can have other guys and you'll treat me a little better. I hope this works coz Im so in love with you and all I need is a little more attention."
Guy mouth:
"So nothing happened? You didnt kiss him or anything did you?"
Guy brain:
"no more details. just tell me if there's bad news or shut up."
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