Fic: Pickup no Jutsu [Naruto; R; Naruto/Various]

[storyteller]

Fandom: Naruto
Title: Pickup no Jutsu
Rating: R
Pairings: Naruto/(Sasuke, Neji, Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Itachi)
Warnings: Last part has spoilers for recent manga (Chapter 402), Old Guys/Teen Naruto, dubious consent, implied incest, bad writing.
Summary: The five worst pickup lines Naruto's ever heard.
A/N: I've been writing this is very small, drunken

Comments

[oceanica]

Oh my fucking god.

WIN.

[storyteller]

^___~ thank you, m'dear. ♥

[storyteller]

ahahahhaha, it tickles me pink to hear that. ♥

[storyteller]

ooh yeah, like working out, but without the movement. ;D ;D

And yes!!! Equivalent exchange ftw~~*

[akapiratequeen]

Genius! I am really impressed!

[storyteller]

lol, thank you!! *___*

[sundialing]

I'm horrified but in the good way XD The entire Neji thing was win ♥

[storyteller]

am glad to have been of service!! :D :D :D