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I was drunk; you so could have taken advantage of me
Christina: Hi gorgeous. Please shoot me ( Read more... ) -
The one where Christina wants a ring
Christina: Matt...is it Friday yet ( Read more... ) -
Can we say "legal investigation?"
Matt: So I got up, drove to school, sat in class for 25 minutes after class was supposed to start ( Read more... ) -
Newlyweds!
Matt: Sweet you are back ( Read more... ) -
I need to sex her up a bit.
Christina: So I found a Continental flight in January, from the 1st to the 8th, from AAA for $198. Nice, eh? Guess who wants to see you ( Read more... ) -
If only life were a video game...
Christina: How goes it ( Read more... ) -
There isn't anything wrong with my SGF; she is perfect in every way
Matt: There isn't anything wrong with you ( Read more... ) -
The good weekends in life are often blurry.
Matt: Well it is true ( Read more... ) -
You are hot. I'd date you. Like that helps, right?
Matt: Hello ( Read more... ) -
I wanna sleep in a mound, like puppies.
Christina: Good morning honey ( Read more... )