Comments | str1: There are no words.

str1

There are no words.

Mar 26, 2008 21:29

There are bad ideas for video game storylines. There are terrible ideas.

And then there's this.

Oh my god. I'm torn between laughing until my lungs hurt and palming my face in shame for humanity. I just can't decide.

utter stupidity, stupidity, video games

Comments 6

johnthegreat March 27 2008, 15:43:39 UTC

Oh, sure, I bet you said that about the Journey game too. And it was totally awesome, wasn't it?

icebluenothing March 27 2008, 15:57:14 UTC

You know, something about that makes me weirdly happy that even mega-rich superstars still fantasize about their lives being even more awesome.

johnthegreat March 27 2008, 16:18:24 UTC

Like the nerdiest geek living his parent's basement, blindingly rich gangsta rappers REALLY wish they were going on RPG quests?

chibininja March 27 2008, 18:02:32 UTC

This is gonna be gold. Of some sort. Wrapped carefully and beautifully around a solid brick of crap.

rigger March 28 2008, 02:01:22 UTC

Yeah I saw that. Look on the bright side, at least it'll be good MST3K material? Right?
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*Weeps for humanity*

johnthegreat March 28 2008, 14:04:01 UTC

Really, the more I think about it, the juxtaposition of Zelda-like quests and New Jack City gang violence has a lot of potential. It's so bizarre that I find it compelling.

Just imagine. You meet your "posse" in a tavern and band together to rescue the local drug lord's daughter from the Vice Kings across town.

Cleave and Greater Cleave are feats that can be taken for full-auto firearms.