and my reasons, in no particular order:
1. the crazy dragon lady that owns the restaurant thinks it's communist china
2. the tipshare the servers pay out for bus and bar actually goes to said crazy dragon lady instead
3. the great depression part 2 is making for excruciatingly slow business
4. as seniority goes, i'm third in line (i haven't even been there a year)
5. lincoln park townies
6. i led two people to employment there, and can't stand working with either of them
7. the dumpster is in the house
8. crazy dragon lady is too cheap to fix the heating problems, and it's getting cold again
9. i really want my serving days to be over
10. between shine and sparklemotion, i didn't have a single day off in the week
i resigned graciously. well, aside from flipping off the kitchen with both hands and yelling "fuck you" at the mexican cooks, but that kind of stuff happened even before i quit.