After dark, you'll shake hands with Jerry Springer's chopsticks in South America.... and The Lincoln Memorial will come to life, lock himself in rusty chains, and pause to allow you to find the worlds lost information on the bottom of his feet.... That's where you'll find me.

I dreamt a dream like Susan Boyle.... I was floating through the halls of my elementary school and suddenly found myself magically hovering above the throne of god, who appeared upon closer inspection to be horribly decayed skeletal hippie who transfixed by his TV. I don't know whether we are more worried about Tiger Woods or Afghanistan ( Read more... )

History is unfolding ( Read more... )

Kind of a depressing thanksgiving this year for me... I tried to get off work, but I couldn't,... so I had to fly to New York. I wish I could have spent it with my loud family in the wine country tonight. I miss them and I wanted to be there so bad. Happy Thanksgiving ( Read more... )

Karina's Father flew in from Massachusetts and stayed with us for 2 nights this weekend. He is a very cool, laid-back, humorous, and intelligent man..... He's good people ( Read more... )

It has been an interesting week as thanksgiving approaches... a date in which I am now very likely to be away from the family for the first time in years. (More on that below ( Read more... )

First of all, this is my very first blog from 35,000 feet. Yes,.. I am blogging on an airplane. Free wi-fi on Virgin America until 01/15 ( Read more... )

I was invited to my Cousin Mike's Halloween party up in Petaluma on this night. I opted not to attend because Me and the old Pizza Sauce had some other prior party plans. However, had I known that I would have witnessed Mike propose to his girlfriend in front of a crowd of cheering supporters in his living room, I surely would have been there. It ( Read more... )

.....This past week with Me and My Girlfriend have been pretty tense and testy. It really wasn't a good week for us. For a myriad of reasons, we fought a few times this past week and there wasn't a very good feeling around the house. I felt horrible about it all and am sure she did too. It was a very low point in our relationship and I didn't think ( Read more... )

For all the anticipation of Jury Duty, it turned out to be anti-climatic on Thursday Morning. After misplacing my jury duty summons paper with all the information on how and when to report, it was a good thing I remembered the and date in which I was to report. After showing up to the San Mateo Courthouse at 8:30 a.m. and subsequently finding out ( Read more... )