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[straitup_ashley]

Damn- take it easy, Pimpin'.

wow i didn't want to go to turnabout for i don't even know why, but now i really do. i can't wait for the weekend or even tomorrow. everyday is jam packed and i'm anticipating every moment. i love everyone who's a part of my life.

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Yeah...

[anonymous]

"Hi, this is Tiger Woods. For years I played golf with an invisible handicap. I had a small penis. Now that I'm unpopular again, I sell out and do dumb commercials and reveal embarrasing private facts just so I can get work and more money. Tiger Woods loves the money. Anyway, if you buy this product, you won't gain any benefits out of it - you'll just end up wasting your money. You'll also go bald. But hey, I'm Tiger Woods. Worship me and my 3 inch penis!"

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Umm...
Sorry, I got distracted, this stupid Tiger Woods commercial for contact lenses or some crap came on. Anyway. Worship me and my 3 inch penis.