War of the Girl's Panties

[stramdagger]

On Saturday, I was taking a shower and i heard my domestic pinata scream from the other room.  I turned off the wanter and yelled "Spider?"

he yelled "WORSE!"

I asked what?  he said "you have to see!"  "hang on" i said "i'm drying off"  he was just outside the bathroom door and told me to open it right away, but i was still all wet and he was like "

Comments

[roughandtumble]

i <3 you.

[stramdagger]

that's cuz yer a pervaldo

[roughandtumble]

whee!

[postmaudlin]

give me back my panties, you filthy little perverts.

[stramdagger]

Sunset Scavenger Company

Mailing Address:
Sunset Scavenger Company
Tunnel & Beatty Road
San Francisco, CA 94134

Customer Service: (415) 330-1300
Fax: (415) 330-1372

General Manager:
John Legnitto

[postmaudlin]

Yes. I suggest you start dialing.

[stramdagger]

i did and they said that you'll have to go identify them. Yours are apparantely not the only ones. and I can never tell girls' panties apart. go figure...

[littlebeast]

i love you two!

[stramdagger]

we love you too! can't wait to see you!

xoxoxox

[londondax]

That is so funny.

Girl underwears- ICK!

[anonymous]

OMG, I can leave a comment on here without being on LJ! Seriously people, it was like the grossest thing to happen to me since a flying cockroach landed on my PILLOW when I was sleeping in Mexico. I am not a fan of girl underwears. And also, how BRILLIANT was it taping them on his yogurt in the fridge?! They had been in there all night and I know that he makes yogurt and granola every morning!

Storm forgot to mention that I suggested he wear them for a day and try to sell them on Craigslist! We could have made enough to buy our daughter a fabulous sweater!

hearts hearts hearts,
girl-underwear-hating Logan