Is that a foot-long in your pocket, or... oh, you know the rest.

[strangecreature]

And now, you luckiest of souls, it is time for me to share mah wisdoms with the huddled masses. *solemnface* (Take note: they're only huddling because you've got to brace yourself for this kind of stuff.)

Appropriate response to being pulled over for distracted driving: Pull over immediately, apologize without sarcasm, accept your (likely reduced

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[chlare]

I'm so glad you work where you do - I get to hear so many good stories. :)

[strangecreature]

I'm secretly only in justice for the fiction fodder. *g*

[chlare]

I knew there was an ulterior motive!

[elebridith]

*headdesk*