Comments | strangecreature: I'm really just in it for the stories

strangecreature

I'm really just in it for the stories

Apr 19, 2012 21:01

Frivolous civil claim: $200 to file

Custom-made suit: $500

Amount you're paying your top-notch lawyer to sit in court: $600/hour

Hearing said lawyer stroll up to the counter and, with complete seriousness, ask if his re-filed documents had "passed the mustard"...? PRICELESS.

It's 'passed muster', man. Passed muster. I think I wounded ( Read more... )

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LOL! hannahsarah April 20 2012, 03:11:37 UTC

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

Re: LOL! strangecreature April 20 2012, 04:32:22 UTC

*snicker* If only I had the nerve...

channonyarrow April 20 2012, 03:40:40 UTC

Yes, but you should always send the ketchup along with the mustard. They hate being lonely.

strangecreature April 20 2012, 04:39:09 UTC

As cited in the Condiment Act of 1943. I mean, obviously, man. *g*

hannahsarah April 20 2012, 05:26:45 UTC

I always thought that Act was for Mint flavored Condoms!

elebridith April 20 2012, 10:22:27 UTC

*gigglefit*

shaych April 27 2012, 23:01:59 UTC

ahahahaha!! I think that goes right up there with some of the boneheaded typos from my history of rock students.

SPeaking of, my current reigning champion in the "why you should spell-check your exams" sweepstakes? Tried to discuss the content of the song "Don't Stand So Close To Me". It's apparently about a teacher-student "relationshit". I was pleased.