Meme Madness And What To Do Instead Of Bound (-ing) It

Jan 18, 2005 17:37



I am the best superhero ever. Yeah, my power sucks and I wanted to be on 'The View' but damn. I team up with rose_emily to kick the shit out of Ashton Kutcher (YAY!) and I finally mananged to get the dreck that is ER cancelled.

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My OTB (vval) and I were left well, cold, after the events of Bound. Neither of us understood why someone so intelligent who ( Read more... )

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vval January 18 2005, 15:52:52 UTC
We rock and we are so right. As usual. (like our alter egos *beg*)

Just have one more thing to say: Mmm, Lex.

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strangefancy January 18 2005, 15:54:27 UTC
And as it's just been pointed out to me, Lex has like, next to zero observational skills. Hell, we could do this as a tag team and he'd never know.

And yes, Mmmm Lex.

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vval January 18 2005, 15:57:02 UTC
I know! Stupid people trying to kill teh pwetty.... *pats Lex in all the wrong right places*

Mmmmm Lex.

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strangefancy January 18 2005, 16:01:34 UTC
It's like people killing Clark because he's a BDA or Lana because she's a self-centered bitch.

Dude, it happens...

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Home movie, eh? laheat January 18 2005, 16:08:54 UTC
Napoleon-esque hiss: "Yesssssssssss."

Love you!!

For some reason, it isn't letting me post the HTML, and it's not telling me who I would battle with. But I got:

...battle: Judge Judy
You petition to join: a local credit union
Their response: "You did realize there's a nudity clause, right?"
You are best remembered for: a supporting role in the Olsen twins' career-ending "home movie"

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Re: Home movie, eh? strangefancy January 19 2005, 21:30:29 UTC
Hee. But the Olsens make awesome home movies. What are they talking about? I mean, the one with the singing and the pillow fights was fantasic!

I don't see how they can be dirty. *eg*

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laheat January 18 2005, 16:11:54 UTC
You could also fake tan or not fake tan, throw in some funky piercings (maybe a big "tattoo" decal or two?) get a bunch of wigs or hair extensions along with dying...until he eventually has no energy left to function.

*g*

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strangefancy January 19 2005, 21:31:03 UTC
*points* Now, that's the spirit!

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strangefancy January 19 2005, 21:31:59 UTC
Thank you. Ideas born of pure desperation after watching simply stupid people, I assure you.

*g*

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treetracer January 18 2005, 18:18:53 UTC
Meg: we came up with twelve perfectly reasonable things to do instead of killing lex luthor. how come no one else ever thought of this?

Mwhahaha!

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strangefancy January 19 2005, 21:32:34 UTC
*eg* *rubs hands together*

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