I seem to have... missed something. Again. My internal clock says it is Monday the 23rd of May when it should be Tuesday the 17th.

...I also may require medical assistance. Discreet medical assistance. In the CES.

[Her voice takes on just the barest edge of strain.]

Soon, please.

Seeing as we've had two female wardens injured by their inmates in the past week, I propose some sort of nonlethal weapon being distributed to wardens.

I'd like your thoughts on this matter, positive or negative.

Hello again everyone! Can someone confirm that the local date is Friday, April 29th? I seem to have had an unplanned excursion back home...

[Private to Azerothians Highlord Fordring Time Lords Braxiatel]

I would normally have another member of my flight to go to on occasions like this, but can you tell me just what on earth happened this previous

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Can someone please explain what's happening?

[Audio only, filtered away from Barge residents, added once Howie's explained:]

Um. [Clears throat.] Hm. [In Draconic, and a much deeper voice than should ever come out of a gnome:]

I humbly request an audience with the Timeless One, if he can hear me.

That was- that was a "flood?"

Alexstrasza help me. I don't think I can do this.

Mr. Wayne? Bruce Wayne? Are you quite alright? What happened?

I- I'm so sorry. Mr. Howie, Miss Parker. Kay.

I was just trying to help. I honestly thought we could do this without violence.

Well! I'm glad all of that is over. I'm really very glad Miss Parker and Mr. Howie could come to a resolution. We're all colleagues here, after all!

Do people normally vanish here?

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