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Here is a survey:
. : basic information : .
[ .001. ] first name: Martin
[ .002. ] middle name: James
[ .003. ] last name: H... oh, I'm not telling. OK, Featherstonhaugh
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Strange Martin, Strange, Wag
[ .005. ] gender: Male
[ .006. ] age: 25
[ .007. ] birthday: April 10th, 1979
[ .009. ] hair color: Dark brown
[ .010. ] eye color: brown
[ .011. ] race: Shiny white
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Neither
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Getting longer (well, I suppose everyone's is, but I'm growing it. The front of it nearly reaches the end of my nose
[ .015. ] where were you born: Bletchley, UK
[ .016. ] current location: London, UK
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Aries
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: 1 and a half
[ .019. ] nationality: British / English
[ .020. ] bad habits: Britishness, Englishness, sulking
[ .021. ] piercings you have: Used to have right nostril, not any more
[ .022. ] piercings you want: None really
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: None
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: I'd quite like one on my stomach saying "GUTS"
[ .025. ] today's date: August 16th, 2004
[ .026. ] the time: 13:52
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Why not
. : family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: Liz
[ .029. ] father's name: John
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: None
[ .031. ] brother's name: Paul
[ .032. ] sister's name: None
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: I only have one, so Odile
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: I only have one, so John
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: Christ. I only have one, so Grandpa Unsworth
[ .036. ] worst relative: The only one I hated is dead now, and I;m not going to resurrect her name
[ .037. ] best relative: Not going to choose
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: Yes, in different ways
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you: Yes, when I speak clearly
. : pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: A small cloth mouse
[ .041. ] what are their names: Junk Food Frenzy
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Finger mouse
[ .043. ] do you want more animals: No
[ .044. ] what kind: Well, maybe a praying mantis
. : school : .
[ .045. ] are you still in school: No
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got:
What's GPA? Is that to do with SATs? I know my IQ is 154, but I think that's different
[ .046. ] favorite grade: Upper sixth (17-18 years)
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 1st year of University
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mr Howson or Mr Derbyshire
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Miss Worth, Professor Orme
[ .050. ] favorite subject: History, Politics, English
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Woodwork, PE
[ .052. ] do you buy lunch or bring it: Bring Monday - Thursday, buy Friday
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Didn't at school. Play cricket now
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: Lots of music
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: Within a limited sphere. I was never fashionable though.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Mosh.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Playing in my last school concert, and an incident in a changing room with a boy called Patrick
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: Waltz
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: Whenever someone decided they weren't going to be my friend anymore
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: All my class finding out that I did ballet when I was a little boy
. : favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: none, they're numbers.
[ .062. ] clothing brand: Don't pay much attention. M&S do good sports socks though.
[ .063. ] shoes: Trail / fell-running shoes are best.
[ .064. ] saying: "Eminently fuckable",
[ .065. ] tv show: West Wing, Sherlock Holmes, Music shows, Simpsons, Little Britain
[ .066. ] sport: Cricket, tenpin bowling, snooker/pool
[ .067. ] vegetable: Mushy peas
[ .068. ] fruit: Cherries, Pomegranate
[ .069. ] movie: Bel Ami's Frisky Summer
[ .070. ] magazine: Private Eye, Kerrang
[ .071. ] actor: Kevin Spacey
[ .072. ] actress: Allison Janney
[ .073. ] candy: Spearmint softmints
[ .074. ] gum: Extra Spearmint
[ .075. ] scent: soap
[ .076. ] candy bar: Chunky KitKat
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Ones with Cookie Dough
[ .078. ] color: Maybe orange
[ .079. ] season: Summer
[ .080. ] holiday: Don't really have them anymore
[ .081. ] band: How is this different to group?
[ .082. ] singer: solo artist: Devin Townsend. Singer in general: Serj Tankian
[ .083. ] group: The Wildhearts
[ .084. ] rapper: Mark B and Blade
[ .085. ] type of music: Rock. Just rock.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My yearning tumescent cock.
[ .087. ] place to be: Wrapped in arms
[ .088. ] radio station: Radio 4
[ .089. ] tv channel: Channel 4, BBC2, MTV2, Kerrang TV - don't stick to one generally
[ .090. ] junk food: Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies
[ .091. ] overall food: Peach crunch
[ .092. ] store: Sainsbury's.
[ .093. ] shoe brand: Currently Merrell
[ .094. ] fast food: King Prawn Chow Mein
[ .095. ] restaurant: No favourite
[ .096. ] shape: Catshapes
[ .097. ] time of day: Dusk
[ .098. ] country: United Kingdom.
[ .099. ] state: California (only one I've been to. Oh, Nevada, but that wasn't as good)
[ .100. ] boys name: James
[ .101. ] girls name: None really. I'll say Lucy; she's sitting opposite me
[ .102. ] mall: Erm....
[ .103. ] video game: Brian Lara Cricket Captain, John Madden NFL
[ .104. ] shampoo: Head and Shoulders!
[ .105. ] board game: Chess, Trivial Pursuit
[ .106. ] computer game: Solitaire
[ .107. ] car: Something big and comfy; a Merc or a Lexus
[ .108. ] music video: At the moment, "At Your Funeral"
[ .109. ] swear word: Cock
[ .110. ] word: rampant
[ .111. ] month: April
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Seymour Skinner
[ .113. ] scary movie: Funny Games
[ .114. ] team: Crystal Palace, Stockport County, Lancashire CCC, Green Bay Packers
[ .115. ] possession: Guitars and amps
. : what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: shoulders
[ .117. ] dog: bone
[ .118. ] hot: Tamale
[ .119. ] britney spears: Dancers
[ .120. ] nsync: Bye bye
[ .121. ] real world: Look out
[ .122. ] orange: Jumper
[ .123. ] choice: Hobnob
[ .124. ] duck: Where? I can't see any d- ow!
[ .125. ] stink: shower
[ .126. ] black: Eye
[ .127. ] icq: No
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Chris and James
[ .129. ] linkin park: Wine
[ .130. ] jack: Jill
[ .131. ] rainbow: Some(up octave)where
[ .132. ] cherry: Lola
[ .133. ] cucumber: Salad
[ .134. ] shark: Knife
[ .135. ] lifehouse: Lifted
[ .136. ] bat: Not out
[ .137. ] leather: Willow
[ .138. ] whip: Walnut
[ .139. ] america: New Jersey Turnpike
[ .140. ] water: Everywhere
[ .141. ] volcano: Vesuvius
. : this or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: Rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Both at once
[ .146. ] rap or pop: Pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: Rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Metal
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: Pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Metal
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: Metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Limp Bizkit
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Tool tool tool tool tool
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: Who#s Selena?
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Hot
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Summer
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Autumn, I think you'll find.
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Eminem
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Marilyn Manson
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: Garbage
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: Mtv
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Neither
[ .165. ] football or basketball: Football
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: Skateboarding
[ .169. ] black or white: Two tone
[ .170. ] orange or red: Orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green: If bananas, then yellow
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: the 'knot
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: What?
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pen
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Pfff
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby Doo
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: *shrugs
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Trek
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Tattoos
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Punk
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Slut
. : private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Yes
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Yes
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: Yes
[ .190. ] who was your first kiss: Girl called Sarah
[ .191. ] how many hearts of have you broken: Don't think any. I hope I have
[ .192. ] how many people broke your heart: 1, very slowly - it's an ongoing process
[ .193. ] best quote to sum up love: There's no port like a pretty boy's bum.
[ .194. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Tall, beautiful, well mannered, clean, talented, sympathetic
[ .195. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Several - not on me though
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Ditto
[ .197. ] do you go by looks or personality: Has to be both
[ .198. ] ever kiss a friend: Yes
[ .199. ] are you still friends: Yes
[ .200. ] so moving along..do you smoke: Only when drunk
[ .201. ] do you smoke weed: Haven't done for ages, would do if offered
[ .202. ] ever trip on acid: No
[ .203. ] how about a little x: Once
[ .204. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Coke a couple of times
[ .205. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer good
[ .206. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: No - I create the punch
[ .207. ] do you like smirnoff ice: If I want to get very sticky very quickly, then yes
[ .208. ] prefer beer or liquor: Horses for courses
[ .209. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: What I'm offered
. : would you ever : .
[ .210. ] bungee jump: Yes
[ .211. ] sky dive: Yes
[ .212. ] swim with dolphins: Yes
[ .213. ] scuba dive: Yes
[ .214. ] go rock climbing: No
[ .215. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Probably. How much shit?
[ .216. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: No
[ .217. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: No
[ .218. ] cross-dress: Maybe a bit
[ .219. ] lie to the police: Yes yes yes
[ .220. ] run from the police: No - just lie
[ .221. ] lie to your parents: Yes
[ .222. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yes
[ .223. ] be an exotic dancer: No
[ .224. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Yes
[ .225. ] streak: No
. : your friends : .
[ .226. ] best friend: None above the others
[ .227. ] known longest: John
[ .228. ] wish you talked to more: John
[ .229. ] wish you saw more: John
[ .230. ] how many friends do you think you have: 69
[ .231. ] who drives you insane after a while: None of them
[ .232. ] who can you be around forever and never get annoyed?: None of them
[ .233. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
[ .234. ] can always make you laugh: All of them
[ .235. ] hot tempered: Harry
[ .236. ] most impatient: Harry
[ .237. ] shortest: Becca
[ .238. ] tallest: John and me
[ .239. ] skinniest: Me
[ .240. ] nicest: Sam, then Becca
[ .241. ] best personality: WHat the hell does that mean? Honestly...
[ .242. ] biggest drug user: No one
. : have you ever : .
[ .243. ] flashed someone: No
[ .244. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Yes
[ .245. ] been to michigan: No
[ .246. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: Yes
[ .247. ] gone to jail or juvi: Yes
[ .248. ] skateboarded: Not competently
[ .249. ] skinny dipped: No
[ .250. ] stolen anything: Yes
[ .251. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: A little
[ .252. ] kicked someone's ass: No
[ .253. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Yes
[ .254. ] broke a beer bottle: Yes
[ .255. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Yes
[ .256. ] kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
[ .257. ] flipped someone off: Yes
[ .258. ] gone on a road trip: Yes
[ .259. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Yes - I'm getting the impression I'm a bit old for these questions
[ .260. ] been to a concert: Yes - see above
[ .261. ] been to another country: Yes
[ .262. ] talked back to an adult: Yes
[ .264. ] got in a car accident: Was hit by a car once
[ .266. ] given money to a homeless person: Yes
[ .268. ] cried to get out of trouble: When I argued with my brother
[ .270. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No, but I really fancied my brother's German Exchange partner
[ .271. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: Yes
. : opinions : .
[ .272. ] what do you think...about pop music: Evil, sinful, sick... oh, I thought you said "Easter".
[ .273. ] about boy bands: I like boys and I like bands. You'd think the combination would work better
[ .274. ] about flag burning: Not in my house, I'm not insured
[ .275. ] of the war on terrorism: I'm a little concerned that there is now more terrorism than when we started the war on terror. Maybe they're adopting the tactics from the War on Drugs
[ .277. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: I'd like to see them try
[ .278. ] about abortion: Go for it
[ .279. ] about rock/metal music: Yes!
[ .280. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: London
[ .281. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: My current friends plus some people I meet in the meantime
. : what did you do : .
[ .282. ] for your last birthday: Chatted up a beautiful boy called Charlie in a pub and went home with no Charlie but his phone number
[ .283. ] yesterday: Umpired a cricket match
[ .284. ] last weekend: Visited Sam recording some songs
[ .285. ] christmas: The usual
[ .286. ] thanksgiving: Watched a relevant episode of Friends?
[ .287. ] new year's eve: watched TV with John and his Mum I think
[ .288. ] halloween: don't remember
[ .289. ] easter: Don't know what date it was
[ .290. ] valentine's day: Nothing different
. : the last : .
[ .291. ] thing you ate: Cereal bar
[ .292. ] thing you drank: Water
[ .293. ] thing you wore: Work shirt and trousers
[ .294. ] place you went: Into work
[ .295. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Nostril pierced
[ .296. ] person you saw: Lucy, my boss's PA
[ .297. ] person you kissed: not telling, it was a mistake
[ .299. ] song you heard: Kill - Jimmy Eat World
. : now : .
[ .300. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .301. ] what are you drinking: Water
[ .302. ] what are you wearing: Short sleeved shirt, dark trousers and shoes, socks, and new trunks from M&S that feel really loevly
[ .303. ] any shoes on: Yes
[ .304. ] hair: Floppy, could do with a wash tonight
[ .305. ] listening to: Office noises and traffic
[ .306. ] talking to anyone: Someone just came and asked me to find a file
[ .307. ] are you pissed i made this so long: No, it's passed the time
. : yes or no : .
[ .308. ] are you a vegetarian: No
[ .309. ] do you like cows: Yes
[ .310. ] are you a bitch: No
[ .311. ] are you artistic: Do you mean "gay"?
[ .312. ] do you write poetry: Lyrics sometimes
[ .313. ] are you a fast runner: No
[ .314. ] can you ski: No
[ .315. ] are you british: Through and through
[ .316. ] do you want to spear britney: No
[ .317. ] do the voices talk to you: No, they ignore me
[ .318. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No
[ .319. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: I suspect not
[ .320. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': You do realise it's based fairly faithfully on a book?
[ .321. ] are you straight: No
[ .322. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: No
[ .323. ] are you fat: No
[ .324. ] are you skinny: No, I'm lithe
[ .325. ] are you short: No
[ .326. ] are you tall: Yes
[ .327. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No
[ .328. ] how about orange pants: No
[ .329. ] can you see the flying monkeys: No
[ .330. ] are you evil: A bit
[ .331. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Yes
[ .332. ] is britney a whore: No
[ .333. ] are you a teenage zombie: No
[ .334. ] am i annoying you: No
[ .335. ] do you like marilyn manson: Pfft
[ .336. ] are you secretly from another planet: No
[ .337. ] do you shop at hot topic: No
. : random questions : .
[ .338. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: A cat
[ .339. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: fresh tuna steak
[ .340. ] do you remember any of your dreams: Yes
[ .341. ] do you dream in color or black and white: Colour I think
[ .342. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: Not usually
[ .343. ] can people read you like a book: Ha! No.
[ .344. ] what's your biggest fear: Being discovered as a fraud
[ .345. ] do you talk a lot: Not always, but when I get going, I can't be stopped
[ .346. ] are you afraid of clowns: No
[ .347. ] do you like spiders: Yes
[ .348. ] how about grape kool-aid: Don't know
[ .349. ] can you drive: No
[ .350. ] are you spoiled: No
[ .351. ] are you anti-social: Only when pissed off
[ .352. ] do you see dumb people: Yes
[ .353. ] do you see dead people: No
[ .354. ] any last words: I'm sorry, I've just come
. : basic information : .
[ .001. ] first name: Martin
[ .002. ] middle name: James
[ .003. ] last name: H... oh, I'm not telling. OK, Featherstonhaugh
[ .004. ] nickname(s): Strange Martin, Strange, Wag
[ .005. ] gender: Male
[ .006. ] age: 25
[ .007. ] birthday: April 10th, 1979
[ .009. ] hair color: Dark brown
[ .010. ] eye color: brown
[ .011. ] race: Shiny white
[ .012. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Neither
[ .014. ] is your hair long or short: Getting longer (well, I suppose everyone's is, but I'm growing it. The front of it nearly reaches the end of my nose
[ .015. ] where were you born: Bletchley, UK
[ .016. ] current location: London, UK
[ .017. ] zodiac sign: Aries
[ .018. ] how many languages do you know: 1 and a half
[ .019. ] nationality: British / English
[ .020. ] bad habits: Britishness, Englishness, sulking
[ .021. ] piercings you have: Used to have right nostril, not any more
[ .022. ] piercings you want: None really
[ .023. ] tattoos you have: None
[ .024. ] tattoos you want: I'd quite like one on my stomach saying "GUTS"
[ .025. ] today's date: August 16th, 2004
[ .026. ] the time: 13:52
[ .027. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Why not
. : family : .
[ .028. ] mother's name: Liz
[ .029. ] father's name: John
[ .030. ] step-parent's names, if any: None
[ .031. ] brother's name: Paul
[ .032. ] sister's name: None
[ .033. ] favorite aunt: I only have one, so Odile
[ .034. ] favorite uncle: I only have one, so John
[ .035. ] favorite grandparent: Christ. I only have one, so Grandpa Unsworth
[ .036. ] worst relative: The only one I hated is dead now, and I;m not going to resurrect her name
[ .037. ] best relative: Not going to choose
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: Yes, in different ways
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you: Yes, when I speak clearly
. : pets : .
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: A small cloth mouse
[ .041. ] what are their names: Junk Food Frenzy
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: Finger mouse
[ .043. ] do you want more animals: No
[ .044. ] what kind: Well, maybe a praying mantis
. : school : .
[ .045. ] are you still in school: No
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa, or last gpa you got:
What's GPA? Is that to do with SATs? I know my IQ is 154, but I think that's different
[ .046. ] favorite grade: Upper sixth (17-18 years)
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: 1st year of University
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mr Howson or Mr Derbyshire
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Miss Worth, Professor Orme
[ .050. ] favorite subject: History, Politics, English
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: Woodwork, PE
[ .052. ] do you buy lunch or bring it: Bring Monday - Thursday, buy Friday
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: Didn't at school. Play cricket now
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular ativities: Lots of music
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: Within a limited sphere. I was never fashionable though.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: Mosh.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: Playing in my last school concert, and an incident in a changing room with a boy called Patrick
[ .058. ] least favorite dance: Waltz
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: Whenever someone decided they weren't going to be my friend anymore
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: All my class finding out that I did ballet when I was a little boy
. : favorites : .
[ .061. ] number: none, they're numbers.
[ .062. ] clothing brand: Don't pay much attention. M&S do good sports socks though.
[ .063. ] shoes: Trail / fell-running shoes are best.
[ .064. ] saying: "Eminently fuckable",
[ .065. ] tv show: West Wing, Sherlock Holmes, Music shows, Simpsons, Little Britain
[ .066. ] sport: Cricket, tenpin bowling, snooker/pool
[ .067. ] vegetable: Mushy peas
[ .068. ] fruit: Cherries, Pomegranate
[ .069. ] movie: Bel Ami's Frisky Summer
[ .070. ] magazine: Private Eye, Kerrang
[ .071. ] actor: Kevin Spacey
[ .072. ] actress: Allison Janney
[ .073. ] candy: Spearmint softmints
[ .074. ] gum: Extra Spearmint
[ .075. ] scent: soap
[ .076. ] candy bar: Chunky KitKat
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Ones with Cookie Dough
[ .078. ] color: Maybe orange
[ .079. ] season: Summer
[ .080. ] holiday: Don't really have them anymore
[ .081. ] band: How is this different to group?
[ .082. ] singer: solo artist: Devin Townsend. Singer in general: Serj Tankian
[ .083. ] group: The Wildhearts
[ .084. ] rapper: Mark B and Blade
[ .085. ] type of music: Rock. Just rock.
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My yearning tumescent cock.
[ .087. ] place to be: Wrapped in arms
[ .088. ] radio station: Radio 4
[ .089. ] tv channel: Channel 4, BBC2, MTV2, Kerrang TV - don't stick to one generally
[ .090. ] junk food: Crispy Bacon Wheat Crunchies
[ .091. ] overall food: Peach crunch
[ .092. ] store: Sainsbury's.
[ .093. ] shoe brand: Currently Merrell
[ .094. ] fast food: King Prawn Chow Mein
[ .095. ] restaurant: No favourite
[ .096. ] shape: Catshapes
[ .097. ] time of day: Dusk
[ .098. ] country: United Kingdom.
[ .099. ] state: California (only one I've been to. Oh, Nevada, but that wasn't as good)
[ .100. ] boys name: James
[ .101. ] girls name: None really. I'll say Lucy; she's sitting opposite me
[ .102. ] mall: Erm....
[ .103. ] video game: Brian Lara Cricket Captain, John Madden NFL
[ .104. ] shampoo: Head and Shoulders!
[ .105. ] board game: Chess, Trivial Pursuit
[ .106. ] computer game: Solitaire
[ .107. ] car: Something big and comfy; a Merc or a Lexus
[ .108. ] music video: At the moment, "At Your Funeral"
[ .109. ] swear word: Cock
[ .110. ] word: rampant
[ .111. ] month: April
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Seymour Skinner
[ .113. ] scary movie: Funny Games
[ .114. ] team: Crystal Palace, Stockport County, Lancashire CCC, Green Bay Packers
[ .115. ] possession: Guitars and amps
. : what's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear : .
[ .116. ] eminem: shoulders
[ .117. ] dog: bone
[ .118. ] hot: Tamale
[ .119. ] britney spears: Dancers
[ .120. ] nsync: Bye bye
[ .121. ] real world: Look out
[ .122. ] orange: Jumper
[ .123. ] choice: Hobnob
[ .124. ] duck: Where? I can't see any d- ow!
[ .125. ] stink: shower
[ .126. ] black: Eye
[ .127. ] icq: No
[ .128. ] insane clown posse: Chris and James
[ .129. ] linkin park: Wine
[ .130. ] jack: Jill
[ .131. ] rainbow: Some(up octave)where
[ .132. ] cherry: Lola
[ .133. ] cucumber: Salad
[ .134. ] shark: Knife
[ .135. ] lifehouse: Lifted
[ .136. ] bat: Not out
[ .137. ] leather: Willow
[ .138. ] whip: Walnut
[ .139. ] america: New Jersey Turnpike
[ .140. ] water: Everywhere
[ .141. ] volcano: Vesuvius
. : this or that : .
[ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock
[ .143. ] rock or pop: Rock
[ .144. ] rock or r&b: Rock
[ .145. ] rock or metal: Both at once
[ .146. ] rap or pop: Pop
[ .147. ] rap or r&b: Rap
[ .148. ] rap or metal: Metal
[ .149. ] pop or r&b: Pop
[ .150. ] pop or metal: Metal
[ .151. ] r&b or metal: Metal
[ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Limp Bizkit
[ .153. ] tool or korn: Tool tool tool tool tool
[ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: Who#s Selena?
[ .155. ] hot or cold: Hot
[ .156. ] winter or summer: Summer
[ .157. ] spring or fall: Autumn, I think you'll find.
[ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney
[ .159. ] icp or eminem: Eminem
[ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: Marilyn Manson
[ .161. ] kittie or garbage: Garbage
[ .162. ] mtv or vh1: Mtv
[ .163. ] buffy or angel: Buffy
[ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Neither
[ .165. ] football or basketball: Football
[ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: Summer
[ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Snowboarding
[ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: Skateboarding
[ .169. ] black or white: Two tone
[ .170. ] orange or red: Orange
[ .171. ] yellow or green: If bananas, then yellow
[ .172. ] purple or pink: Purple
[ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: the 'knot
[ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: What?
[ .175. ] inside or outside: Inside
[ .176. ] weed or alcohol: Alcohol
[ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell phone
[ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pen
[ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: Pfff
[ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Scooby Doo
[ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: *shrugs
[ .182. ] star wars or star trek: Star Trek
[ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Tattoos
[ .184. ] prep or punk: Punk
[ .185. ] slut or whore: Slut
. : private life : .
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: Yes
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Yes
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: Yes
[ .190. ] who was your first kiss: Girl called Sarah
[ .191. ] how many hearts of have you broken: Don't think any. I hope I have
[ .192. ] how many people broke your heart: 1, very slowly - it's an ongoing process
[ .193. ] best quote to sum up love: There's no port like a pretty boy's bum.
[ .194. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Tall, beautiful, well mannered, clean, talented, sympathetic
[ .195. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Several - not on me though
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of yourself: Ditto
[ .197. ] do you go by looks or personality: Has to be both
[ .198. ] ever kiss a friend: Yes
[ .199. ] are you still friends: Yes
[ .200. ] so moving along..do you smoke: Only when drunk
[ .201. ] do you smoke weed: Haven't done for ages, would do if offered
[ .202. ] ever trip on acid: No
[ .203. ] how about a little x: Once
[ .204. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Coke a couple of times
[ .205. ] beer good or beer bad: Beer good
[ .206. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: No - I create the punch
[ .207. ] do you like smirnoff ice: If I want to get very sticky very quickly, then yes
[ .208. ] prefer beer or liquor: Horses for courses
[ .209. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: What I'm offered
. : would you ever : .
[ .210. ] bungee jump: Yes
[ .211. ] sky dive: Yes
[ .212. ] swim with dolphins: Yes
[ .213. ] scuba dive: Yes
[ .214. ] go rock climbing: No
[ .215. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Probably. How much shit?
[ .216. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: No
[ .217. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: No
[ .218. ] cross-dress: Maybe a bit
[ .219. ] lie to the police: Yes yes yes
[ .220. ] run from the police: No - just lie
[ .221. ] lie to your parents: Yes
[ .222. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Yes
[ .223. ] be an exotic dancer: No
[ .224. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Yes
[ .225. ] streak: No
. : your friends : .
[ .226. ] best friend: None above the others
[ .227. ] known longest: John
[ .228. ] wish you talked to more: John
[ .229. ] wish you saw more: John
[ .230. ] how many friends do you think you have: 69
[ .231. ] who drives you insane after a while: None of them
[ .232. ] who can you be around forever and never get annoyed?: None of them
[ .233. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': No
[ .234. ] can always make you laugh: All of them
[ .235. ] hot tempered: Harry
[ .236. ] most impatient: Harry
[ .237. ] shortest: Becca
[ .238. ] tallest: John and me
[ .239. ] skinniest: Me
[ .240. ] nicest: Sam, then Becca
[ .241. ] best personality: WHat the hell does that mean? Honestly...
[ .242. ] biggest drug user: No one
. : have you ever : .
[ .243. ] flashed someone: No
[ .244. ] told the person you liked how you felt: Yes
[ .245. ] been to michigan: No
[ .246. ] gotten really REALLY wasted: Yes
[ .247. ] gone to jail or juvi: Yes
[ .248. ] skateboarded: Not competently
[ .249. ] skinny dipped: No
[ .250. ] stolen anything: Yes
[ .251. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: A little
[ .252. ] kicked someone's ass: No
[ .253. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Yes
[ .254. ] broke a beer bottle: Yes
[ .255. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Yes
[ .256. ] kissed someone of the same sex: Yes
[ .257. ] flipped someone off: Yes
[ .258. ] gone on a road trip: Yes
[ .259. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Yes - I'm getting the impression I'm a bit old for these questions
[ .260. ] been to a concert: Yes - see above
[ .261. ] been to another country: Yes
[ .262. ] talked back to an adult: Yes
[ .264. ] got in a car accident: Was hit by a car once
[ .266. ] given money to a homeless person: Yes
[ .268. ] cried to get out of trouble: When I argued with my brother
[ .270. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No, but I really fancied my brother's German Exchange partner
[ .271. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways: Yes
. : opinions : .
[ .272. ] what do you think...about pop music: Evil, sinful, sick... oh, I thought you said "Easter".
[ .273. ] about boy bands: I like boys and I like bands. You'd think the combination would work better
[ .274. ] about flag burning: Not in my house, I'm not insured
[ .275. ] of the war on terrorism: I'm a little concerned that there is now more terrorism than when we started the war on terror. Maybe they're adopting the tactics from the War on Drugs
[ .277. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: I'd like to see them try
[ .278. ] about abortion: Go for it
[ .279. ] about rock/metal music: Yes!
[ .280. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: London
[ .281. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: My current friends plus some people I meet in the meantime
. : what did you do : .
[ .282. ] for your last birthday: Chatted up a beautiful boy called Charlie in a pub and went home with no Charlie but his phone number
[ .283. ] yesterday: Umpired a cricket match
[ .284. ] last weekend: Visited Sam recording some songs
[ .285. ] christmas: The usual
[ .286. ] thanksgiving: Watched a relevant episode of Friends?
[ .287. ] new year's eve: watched TV with John and his Mum I think
[ .288. ] halloween: don't remember
[ .289. ] easter: Don't know what date it was
[ .290. ] valentine's day: Nothing different
. : the last : .
[ .291. ] thing you ate: Cereal bar
[ .292. ] thing you drank: Water
[ .293. ] thing you wore: Work shirt and trousers
[ .294. ] place you went: Into work
[ .295. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Nostril pierced
[ .296. ] person you saw: Lucy, my boss's PA
[ .297. ] person you kissed: not telling, it was a mistake
[ .299. ] song you heard: Kill - Jimmy Eat World
. : now : .
[ .300. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .301. ] what are you drinking: Water
[ .302. ] what are you wearing: Short sleeved shirt, dark trousers and shoes, socks, and new trunks from M&S that feel really loevly
[ .303. ] any shoes on: Yes
[ .304. ] hair: Floppy, could do with a wash tonight
[ .305. ] listening to: Office noises and traffic
[ .306. ] talking to anyone: Someone just came and asked me to find a file
[ .307. ] are you pissed i made this so long: No, it's passed the time
. : yes or no : .
[ .308. ] are you a vegetarian: No
[ .309. ] do you like cows: Yes
[ .310. ] are you a bitch: No
[ .311. ] are you artistic: Do you mean "gay"?
[ .312. ] do you write poetry: Lyrics sometimes
[ .313. ] are you a fast runner: No
[ .314. ] can you ski: No
[ .315. ] are you british: Through and through
[ .316. ] do you want to spear britney: No
[ .317. ] do the voices talk to you: No, they ignore me
[ .318. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No
[ .319. ] would you eat mac &cheese with hot dogs in it: I suspect not
[ .320. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland': You do realise it's based fairly faithfully on a book?
[ .321. ] are you straight: No
[ .322. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: No
[ .323. ] are you fat: No
[ .324. ] are you skinny: No, I'm lithe
[ .325. ] are you short: No
[ .326. ] are you tall: Yes
[ .327. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: No
[ .328. ] how about orange pants: No
[ .329. ] can you see the flying monkeys: No
[ .330. ] are you evil: A bit
[ .331. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: Yes
[ .332. ] is britney a whore: No
[ .333. ] are you a teenage zombie: No
[ .334. ] am i annoying you: No
[ .335. ] do you like marilyn manson: Pfft
[ .336. ] are you secretly from another planet: No
[ .337. ] do you shop at hot topic: No
. : random questions : .
[ .338. ] if you could be any animal, what would you be: A cat
[ .339. ] if you had to eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be: fresh tuna steak
[ .340. ] do you remember any of your dreams: Yes
[ .341. ] do you dream in color or black and white: Colour I think
[ .342. ] do you admit when you need help with a problem: Not usually
[ .343. ] can people read you like a book: Ha! No.
[ .344. ] what's your biggest fear: Being discovered as a fraud
[ .345. ] do you talk a lot: Not always, but when I get going, I can't be stopped
[ .346. ] are you afraid of clowns: No
[ .347. ] do you like spiders: Yes
[ .348. ] how about grape kool-aid: Don't know
[ .349. ] can you drive: No
[ .350. ] are you spoiled: No
[ .351. ] are you anti-social: Only when pissed off
[ .352. ] do you see dumb people: Yes
[ .353. ] do you see dead people: No
[ .354. ] any last words: I'm sorry, I've just come