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[strangepilgrim_]

I fucking need this job.
Damn applicatin´.

been done, but still, i must look for others for the safety net.

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[crippled_pig]

job? whats a job?

[strangepilgrim_]

this particular job is to teach english to international students in the UK for a few weeks. up to 180 - 400 pounds a week, depending on how much responsibility I take on. It´s a good opportunity, the crew that took me to australia sent me an email about it.

[mochaprincess24]

Sounds better than Urbana...

[scheherizade]

This is what your application should say:

Dear Job,
Hi. I'm Gabriela. Just so you know, I'm the shit. [you could probably anglacize it and say fucking shite] Here's my resume of awesome. Now give me that job.

love,
Gabriela (the shit) Martinez-Moreno.

[strangepilgrim_]

it says stuff like "no, I have absolutely no qualifications. I have done a lot of work with kids though and Í´m pretty awesome at english."

the best part is where they ask me to describe myself and I talk about the many ways to go about losing all shame.