hell yeah its hot here. its 11:48pm right now and its still 80 degrees outside. I was cleaning gutters at my brother's house today and a giant fucking spider ran up my arm. I wanted to run around and slap at it, but i was at the top of a six foot ladder so I just had a semi seizure. It fell off and landed in the kiddy pool. Take that, spider. God I can still imagine it crawling on me. not fun.
Still copying me with the booze i see. i should make some poitín and send it to you. although customs would prolly hijack it. they don't like when i try to import tramadol either.. anyway, my check cleared and I've been spazzed out on pain pills for 36 hours. Didn't wake up til 6pm today and my nose is still itchy. Your friend is the spitting image of Tara Palmer Tompkinson :)
I bet you squealed like a little girl when that wax was ripped off, hahaha my sister is paying me to wax her legs in a few weeks. i'll be using the cash to get fucked up, but of course she knows this, and the betch wont give me payment in advance.
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Not rocking the 100 Proof? Pansy.
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Was it good? I might have to give it a try.
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although customs would prolly hijack it. they don't like when i try to import tramadol either..
anyway, my check cleared and I've been spazzed out on pain pills for 36 hours.
Didn't wake up til 6pm today and my nose is still itchy.
Your friend is the spitting image of Tara Palmer Tompkinson :)
I bet you squealed like a little girl when that wax was ripped off, hahaha
my sister is paying me to wax her legs in a few weeks.
i'll be using the cash to get fucked up, but of course she knows this,
and the betch wont give me payment in advance.
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