NEVER EVER EVER EVER park next to a car more than 300% swankier than your own. Especially if the owner is enrolled in an aquatics class and wears a yellow bathing cap.

Paradigms expand in foggy weather.

"The two greatest highway menaces are
drivers under 25 going over 65
and drivers over 65 going under 25."

note to self: stop making smoothies when it's freezing outside ( Read more... )

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I swear I wouldn't get out of bed each day if I only knew how much I didn't know.

That was very pessimistic. I shall change it: Daily I spring forth from my matress eager to increase my infinitely small understanding of the world.

Well you might often find yourself asking “Why is the letter m used for slope in equations?” Since I know you do, every day, in fact bring this heavy question upon yourself I thought I’d find out, and regurgitate my research before your wondering eyes. The m, in fact, is a mystery. A well postulated and investigated mystery, however. There are ( Read more... )

happy Thanksgiving. you go skin a turkey now, ya hear? late, probably better never than late for this one.

poll: should I become a minimalist ( Read more... )

Bush won, darlin. I had the sticker first. Yesterday a lady flung her birdie at me while we drove. Four minutes later another honked and then gave me Ebert and Rover's double approval, which meant both thumbs off the wheel while she drove. Scary considering the curving freeway ramp we were both on. On a lighter note, Chuck and his Lullaby have ( Read more... )