Comments | strangertrack: Team Effort (Dino/Squalo, Varia)

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Team Effort (Dino/Squalo, Varia)

Dec 28, 2008 00:59

Rating: PG-13
Genre: General, Humor
Summary: Dino accidentally cuts off Squalo's hair. The Varia offer their assistance so that Xanxus won't find out.
Translation: Russian (by Antique claw)

( 'Say that, and this is hypothetical, mind you, that your adoring, loving boyfriend accidentally went to bed with gum in his mouth, and this tiny piece of gum somehow ended up in your hair.' )

!khr fic, .ffnet, oneshot

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strangertrack December 28 2008, 15:33:45 UTC

Cult of Mammon > Cult of Hibari (???)

ellipsis_333 January 4 2009, 22:32:55 UTC

"Squalo-cactus~"
"Thank you, Bel-chan, you're such a good helper~!"
"You would really help me out? Maybe you 'argh!"
"Tentacle rape monster!"
The ROFL won't stop!!

strangertrack January 4 2009, 23:45:16 UTC

Whoa~! I'm glad it struck you as funny since that was my original intent. :D

lifetocome January 5 2009, 00:05:11 UTC

This is great! Mammon's box is exactly what he'd have, yo.

strangertrack January 7 2009, 03:12:18 UTC

Now what'd REALLY be interesting if tentacle rape box monster got into a fight with tentacle face Mammon.

I'm guessing three-way gangbang of Bel.

pwoth January 5 2009, 00:45:15 UTC

'Tentacle rape monster!"
XDD

strangertrack January 7 2009, 03:00:51 UTC

Mammon semes all, yo.

white_ashes07 January 5 2009, 08:10:19 UTC

Tentacle rape monster?? Oh god. I was eating while reading this, and I almost choked when I saw that. LOLOL. That was a really good one!
Poor Squalo. A victim of Dino being Dino. Good thing he has the rest of the Varia to help him. And they're so willing too.

strangertrack January 7 2009, 03:03:48 UTC

The Varia live to help. They read true tales of gruesome murders to little children and help grannies cross the street to the euthanasia clinic. Too bad for Squalo they so unhelpfully forgot to mention the little thing about the mustache. An oversight, I'm sure. :D