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Can I have a vacation from my folks?

I want a national holiday where I don't have to see my folks. Would Independance Day count?

Upon seeing my family for Easter, I have these thoughts:

- Please don't become like them.

- Kids are annoying as hell. Especially ones that perch over shoulder as you're innocently playing Game Boy trying to stay out ( Read more... )

Hi. I started following the Terri Schiavo hullabaloopalooza a year and a half ago. Granted, my opinions on it were a little less formed and well-rounded than they are now. Even a year can change things so much. (I'm not as leftist as I used to be TBH.)


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Sometimes I wish I could start my entire life over anew and see what would result. It'd be interesting ( Read more... )

I designate each day to have a sexy surprise. It can be anything that's sexy. But I don't fucking want surprises that aren't cool.

I desire sexy surprises, and beef. Chicken just isn't the same as beef, nor is it as tasty as beef.

Question of the day: If an employer loses your information and you've been working at that place of employment for ( Read more... )

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Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 116 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (78). Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the ( Read more... )

I scored
63%
on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!Take the test here!

The last time I took this test, it was somewhere in the 70's.

FUCKING BORED OMG WTF LALALAALALALALA HURR HURR

I'm so bored, I desire to go to work.

In fact, why can't I be sick like everyone else? At least it would give me something other than sit on my ass, twiddle my thumbs, and put together countless puzzles.