Comments | stratamajor: And because going to bed means waking up tomorrow morning...

stratamajor

And because going to bed means waking up tomorrow morning...

Jun 05, 2007 00:22

It's interesting to note that if you click on the location of my last post which was "Hell!", which I of course curiously did, it takes you to a map of Michigan. Putnam, Michigan, in fact. A little place called Hell. So I guess it's important to remember even in your darkest hour of the last precious moments of enjoying your wisdom teeth...it could ( Read more... )

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stratamajor June 6 2007, 21:09:00 UTC

That seems like just long enough to get a feel for the environment, but not so long that you'd wind up stuck with any of that lifelong misery and punishment nonsense.

ruth_the_sleuth June 5 2007, 19:43:34 UTC

Or, you could live in WISCONSIN.
In my opinion the very worst thing that can happen to you after you get yoru wisdom teeth out is you could (like I did) look just like Nixon for a week.
But Nixon was kind of foxy anyhow.
Hang on, Sloopy.

stratamajor June 6 2007, 21:11:28 UTC

I don't look much like Nixon...more like a lady version of John Candy. So I think you win that epic battle.
And Nixon is surprisingly foxy. Which makes me feel slightly bad to say, but not as bad as when I thought one of the Nazi officers in the movie "Black Book" was damn fine. That was just pure blasphemy. They would have shaved my head after the war and branded me "Nazi Whoer".

I apologize for that long-winded comment. I'm flying pretty high on Vicodin at the moment.

quillty June 6 2007, 00:03:41 UTC

Hell had a big party on 6/6/06 last year. My roommate went but I missed it-- I think I was in Portland. Hell also freezes over every winter because this state is COLD.

stratamajor June 6 2007, 21:12:32 UTC

Haha...that's pretty funny. I'm assuming whenever that happens, pigs are also blessed with the ability to fly? Otherwise it just wouldn't make sense.