094.

[strategy_master]

Two things.

I need adults to assist in bringing water from the river. There is a building burning, and time is of the essence; it can easily spread to others, so act swiftly!

As for the other matter...

I hear there are some bad children around.You know what happens to bad children when they go off starting fires and causing heart attacks,

Comments

[wrathonstrings]

...

Building's aren't alive, stupid.

[strategy_master]

Most of them aren't space aliens.

It's a mere disguise, small delicious child.

[wrathonstrings]

My Mother won't let me die.

Besides, I gotta go...shoot someone. Guns are heavier than I thought...

[strategy_master]

We shall see. Your mother won't be able to help you once you enter my digestive tract.

[miss_misa_misa]

...

You'we Scawy!

[strategy_master]

You're consumable.

[miss_misa_misa]

Not really!

[strategy_master]

You would be surprised.

Voice

[regenerable]

Space aliens don't really exist.

My daddy says that monsters and aliens and bad things like that aren't really really real, so you're lyiiiiiiiiiiing.

Voice

[wrathonstrings]

My Mother's a space alien, but she doesn't EAT people. That's just gross. But cool...

Voice

[regenerable]

If your mommy is an alien, how come you don't have green skin and big big eyes?

Voice

[wrathonstrings]

Mother's a different kind of alien than that. She's very pretty.

[virtualunknown]

S'not nice to make up stories.

[strategy_master]

You should remember well that I make very poor stories.

This is a real one.

[virtualunknown]

Alien buildings is a stupid story.

[calamitousness]

Ew, water. I'll sit this one out, meow.

[strategy_master]

Scaredy cat is a strangely appropriate term at this point.

[calamitousness]

Lucky for you I won't take offense~ I've got claws now, y'know.