[fic] Theme 017 "Deodorant", for 100_wangsts {遊☆戯☆王: 'Atemu'/Yuugi; PG-14}
I originally planned to post this on March 14, but I’m happy that I finally have no more impending tests of doom for the next three weeks, so I’m posting this up.
You can probably guess when the next update is then, huh? ;)
Written for 100_wangsts. This is theme 017.
Genre: General/Humour
Rating: PG-14
Pairings: ‘Atemu’/Yuugi
Story Type: Drabble/one-shot
Summary: Atemu’s futile attempt at ‘getting some’.
Disclaimer: Insert multiple question and exclamation marks here please. That means my utter surprise that you think I own Yuugiou.
Spoilers: None, AU. Setting of theme 016 - jock strap.
Warnings: Dirty talk, hurray! (shot) Again, spark-word only spawned the idea, not actually used. This one’s kinda pointless too, but hey, it’s only around 100 words.
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“No, Atemu!”
“Oh c’mon...”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because you reek of sweat and I’m not the least bit in the mood for it. Go clean yourself up!”
“Will you help me?” He waggled his eyebrows suggestively.
The other threw his arms up into the air exasperatedly. “No I will not, now leave me alone!”
“But I can’t reach some parts of my body...namely my-”
“No!” He shouted shrilly, not caring if the whole stadium would hear his outburst, even if they were in the locker rooms. “Atemu, what’s gotten into you?”
“You mean except your-?”
He groaned. “Never mind, I don’t want to know. Please, go clean up.”
- Owari -
Story Word Count: 110
Authoress Notes: (hides somewhere safe from harm) Unsatisfying, aren’t these teasers? :P