[fic] Theme 027 "Nail Polish", for 100_wangsts {遊☆戯☆王: Yami/Yuugi; G}
FREEDOM IS MINE! ...until July 2 anyway. Have an update.
I am not going to complain about my paper. I am not going to complain about my TA’s lack of comments and docking me a further 10 points from my first paper. I am not going to. (restrains self)
Written for 100_wangsts. This is theme 027.
Genre: Humour
Rating: G
Pairings: Yami/Yuugi
Story Type: Drabble/one-shot
Summary: The muses Yuugi and Yami have a discussion...of sorts.
Disclaimer: No, not mine, haven’t you bothered me enough yet?
Spoilers: None.
Warnings: More random/silliness. And they don’t do the Japanese names here...because I didn’t feel like it. u.u
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“Yami?”
“Hmm?”
“I was just wondering...”
“Mmhmm?”
“Why am I always the girl of the relationship?”
“...because you’re so cute, Yuugi. How can anyone resist that face of yours, that lovely, smooth skin, those big, luminous eyes-”
“Yami, I’m being serious!”
“I’m being serious too - and what I said is all true!”
“Yami...”
“Plus, you’ve got the personality of an absolute angel.”
“Yami!”
“What?”
“That’s not what I meant at all! Just because I’m more effeminate than you...”
I’d like to get past the first page here... Are you guys finished yet?
“NO!”
“Yami, I don’t get it, I mean, you’ve clearly worn eyeliner-”
“That’s kohl!”
“-and a skirt-”
“That’s a shenti!”
“-before, so why can’t you be the girl for once?”
I bet you’ll look great with nail polish too. On the toes too...maybe we should give you a manicure and pedicure too, while we’re at it...
“In case you haven’t noticed, I lived in Ancient Egypt. You would’ve worn kohl and a shenti in that time period too! And you’re most definitely not going to apply those...disgusting, sparkly things to my nails. And I am-was-Pharaoh, dammit, I will not be a girl!”
Queen Nefertari was female.
“The last time I checked, I’m male and I prefer to stay that way.”
“Oh please, Yami? Once, just once? Maybe you’ll like it!”
“I don’t think so.”
Have we finished bickering yet? I think we’ve established the fact that Yami is, for once, completely disregarding Yuugi’s wishes and thus subtly implies he doesn’t love him anymore...
“What? Hey, wait a minute, I never said that!”
That’s why I said ‘subtly imply’...
“Yuugi? You’re not going to believe what she says, right? Yuugi? Yuugi?!”
- Owari -
Story Word Count: 289
Authoress Notes: The annoying person who keeps adding fuel to the fire? Totally me. n.n
You get to decide if Yuugi forgives Yami. ;D