Dear Twilight....

[stray]

VAMPIRES DO NOT WALK IN THE FUCKING SUN!

Or sparkle.

Or feed on deer for blood.

They are horrifyingly cursed beings, tragically separated from life and living in hollow mockery in an attempt to understand life without the chance to die, which gives all things meaning.

Screw you, Sparkling Vampires who walk in the sun. Screw you.

Comments

[historian227]

You forgot to add "have babies," which doesn't really make sense for the immortal undead.

[prettymei]

True Blood is where its at. :o

I'm soooo with ya...

[shortnstocky]

I haven't even seen the first one and I have no intentions to do so. Merely seeing the previews for all three of those movies makes my lame-meter tilt.

If you took the effort to actually watch one, sorry you had to waste your precious time. Somehow, someway, I hope you get to reclaim the hours wasted.