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[straydog_eyes]

Alright, I need someone with at least some basic medical knowledge to do something for me.

I may or may not need an unbiased opinion on whether or not I have a concussion.  I think I might.  Just a little one.

Comments

[dango_diva]

Wow...kinda ironic here...

What in the hell have you done to yourself?

[straydog_eyes]

Hypothetically, I may have gotten a little dizzy and maybe blacked out for just a second and maybe hit my head on what could theoretically have been the corner of a table.

[dango_diva]

I'm not amused by this, I swear I'm not.

Keep it up Doc and you're going to have one raving little blond attached to your hip crowing 'I told you so's'

If you're feeling brave, I'm going to be down that way and can take a look at you if you'd like.

[straydog_eyes]

Ha ha, you're hilarious.

DON'T TELL HIM. He'll have some sort of spasm. And then try to bubble-wrap me.

I'd be much obliged, if you could be bothered. Not that there's any rush. I'll just wait here. On the floor. Of my office. On the floor.

...did I mention I'm bleeding a little?

[puppet_facade]

If you're still 'memberin' things, I'd doubt it's a concussion.

Not a fuckin' doctor, but 'least I c'n tell you tha' if you've got dizziness, sudden fatigue, lack of feelin' or emotion, then congratulations, you've got yerself a bitch of a concussion.

[straydog_eyes]

I'm a doctor, I know the symptoms, I'm just...more likely to blow it off than other people and I can't afford to suddenly pass out again.

.................................Dizziness, nausea, and shaking. I think I'm probably just imagining most of it. It'll probably stop in an hour or two once I've pulled myself together.

[puppet_facade]

You should better make fuckin' sure. Hard t'pull yourself together if you en't even have control over yourself 'nymore.

[straydog_eyes]

...Yeah. Tell me about it.

[ear_totheground]

...Where are you?

[straydog_eyes]

Still my office. Still the floor.

Stop making that face at me - and don't even try to pretend you're not because I know you are.

[ear_totheground]

You've earned it. Don't move.

[straydog_eyes]

I didn't earn, I just slipped. Stop mocking me.