sex survey!
stolen from pgnblade (where you been, friend?? Y'all need to come over to Casa de Farce some night.)
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
my boyfriend is on my friends list (on myspace and facebook, anyway) so I can safely say, "Yes!"
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, thank you!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle when I'm alone. On the left because it's closest to the computer at my house. On the right at his.
4. Do you masturbate?
who doesn't?
5. How often?
enough?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'll say I've never had sex for money and leave it at that. And that's the god's honest truth.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Stealing Blade's answer: Showers for getting clean. Baths for relaxation.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Actually, just shower. Bath water sloshes around too much.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes! I'm very much like a stereotypical guy in that manner.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
depends on the mood.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
there's a couple I've never met, but I'd recognize them if I saw them in person. But yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money helps, but it's not important.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I have to be limited to three? psha...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'll just say "yes" and leave it at that. >:/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In bed. But I've also had non-romantic sex in bed. heh *wiggles eyebrows*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
on an escarpment
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Define "caught"
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Love 'em!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I prefer to get to know people first.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Absolutely not.
22. Ever been picked-up in a bar?
Nope. see #20
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
DUH!
24. What's your sexuality?
pan.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Technically the officer's living quarters are considered "on unit property" so, yeah.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. Even was friends with an owner of one.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. Frequently.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
*cracks up laughing*
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I'll just say they all fit in a lockable box. Okay, two. Two lockable boxes.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I do. And, no, you can't see them.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope!
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Yes.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I don't know about intercourse, but it's definitely a cheatable offense and grounds for immediate dismissal if it's not with me! (Unless permission has been granted)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Never met a position I didn't like...so far.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I have to limit myself to one? psha.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'm not even sure anyone even read it! lol. I've a propensity for TMI so for something like this they're likely to steer clear.
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
my boyfriend is on my friends list (on myspace and facebook, anyway) so I can safely say, "Yes!"
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Yes, thank you!
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
In the middle when I'm alone. On the left because it's closest to the computer at my house. On the right at his.
4. Do you masturbate?
who doesn't?
5. How often?
enough?
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I'll say I've never had sex for money and leave it at that. And that's the god's honest truth.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Stealing Blade's answer: Showers for getting clean. Baths for relaxation.
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Actually, just shower. Bath water sloshes around too much.
9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Yes! I'm very much like a stereotypical guy in that manner.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
depends on the mood.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
Yes.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
there's a couple I've never met, but I'd recognize them if I saw them in person. But yeah.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Love. Money helps, but it's not important.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I have to be limited to three? psha...
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I'll just say "yes" and leave it at that. >:/
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In bed. But I've also had non-romantic sex in bed. heh *wiggles eyebrows*
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
on an escarpment
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Define "caught"
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Love 'em!
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. I prefer to get to know people first.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Absolutely not.
22. Ever been picked-up in a bar?
Nope. see #20
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
DUH!
24. What's your sexuality?
pan.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No...
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Technically the officer's living quarters are considered "on unit property" so, yeah.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep. Even was friends with an owner of one.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep. Frequently.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
*cracks up laughing*
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
I'll just say they all fit in a lockable box. Okay, two. Two lockable boxes.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
I do. And, no, you can't see them.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Nope!
34. Have you ever had phonesex?
Yes.
35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Yes.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
I don't know about intercourse, but it's definitely a cheatable offense and grounds for immediate dismissal if it's not with me! (Unless permission has been granted)
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Never met a position I didn't like...so far.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
I have to limit myself to one? psha.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Yes.
40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I'm not even sure anyone even read it! lol. I've a propensity for TMI so for something like this they're likely to steer clear.