Oi. Anyone who's been here longer than me. Everything around going to shit, the ghosts and buildings and dead fish-and the stupid costumes-s'it the same as all the other weird crap that happens here or is it something else? Never seen the whole goddamn place change before. ...Better not be permanent.
Fucking tattoos.
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[so he practically snarls at his Dreamberry]
Your shitty tattoos would be a fucking godsend right now-what the HELL is going on??!
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Does it sound like I know, shithead? And you didn't even get hit, you can't talk.
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[goes quiet and somewhat shifty-eyed, not that Zoro will be able to see that because Sanji is suddenly very carefully angling the Dreamberry screen...away]
Right... [huffs, tugging some more at the shitty cape tied around his neck as he glares at himself in the mirror he's standing in front of] Those things really haven't faded at all? No sign of them disappearing??
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[A pause like that's all he's going to say, then he blows out an irritated breath.] And it doesn't look like anyone else can get out of whatever they've been stuck in, either. [This shit had so better not be permanent. >8|]
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Great. Fantastic. Be more useless, marimo, none of that helps me at all.
[misplaced anger, yay...? >.>]
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The hell is your problem, shit-coo-
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What the hell, you stupid, shitty-don't go snooping in people's windows, dammit!!
[not stupid enough to try kicking him, given that doing so would only make himself go...flying through a window, so instead he whips the first thing he thinks of at Zoro's head -- that being his Dreamberry, which he belatedly realizes was never going to do enough damage, so next he pulls back his shitty...scythe thing and gets ready to chuck that at him]
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[BONK, the Dreamberry bounces off Zoro's forehead, but he's unfazed, just hanging about grinning at Sanji's outfit-the pointy boots, poofy pants, the way his face is almost hidden between the high collar, the low pointy hat, and the cook's normal haircut-pft. It all looks even more ridiculous upside-down, by the way.
Oh, are you going to throw that little crutch thing? Go ahead, Zoro's ready to catch it amidst chuckles.]
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It’s none of your damn business, shithead! [would very much like to Diable Jambe Zoro’s FACE, but in lieu of that he focuses all of his burning anger and embarrassment into his arm, with every intention of getting a good amount of power behind his throw-]
So get the hell out!!
[-except he doesn’t actually throw the scythe, instead there’s suddenly some kind of large fireball shooting out the end of it and heading straight for the window, and WTF?]
.......
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[It's so completely unexpected and it's such close range that that's all Zoro manages to get out before trying to jerk back up out of the fireball's path-which he just barely manages, and the arm that was outstretched to catch the cane-thing isn't so lucky.
In a hissing shout from out of sight on the roof as the fireball dissipates in the distance:]
Fffffuck!
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[yeah, still just...staring...at a now empty window]
........
[eventually blinks and looks down at the scythe he's still holding] ...Huh. [and then finally Zoro's hissed shout catches up to him and he curses under his breath, takes a few long steps toward the window, and sticks his head out to look up at the roof]
Oi! Marimo! Hey, shithead, you still got an arm??
[not that he cares if you don't, no really :|||]
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What the fuck was that, you shitty-ass cook?!
[The only reason he's not outright bellowing that is that he's 90% sure Sanji was as goddamn surprised by it as he was. 8|]
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Well, evidently it was a giant shitty fireball. [duh :|]
[climbs up onto the windowsill, reaching for the edge of the roof] Although how it happened- [then grunts as he pulls himself up] -I have no fucking idea.
[straightens up and brushes himself off, shoving aside his irritation as his apparently glued on outfit for a moment as he studies his scythe] Hmm... [...and then suddenly points it at Zoro like he’s going to test it out again]
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DODGING TO THE SIDE]
Watch where the fuck you're pointing that thing!
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