Here are some things you'll just have to accept if you want me to add you:
1.I'm a sarcastic asshole. You'll have to get over it.
2.My obsessions change on a daily basis and I brag about them a lot.
3.I am not always "nice".
4.If you want an honest opinion, I will give you my honest opinion.
5.I am obsessed with cinema so you'll have to deal with me posting screencaps from/writing about various movies I'd recently seen.
6.I cannot stand cats and most of mass culture.
7.I swear and I don't care if it bothers you.
8.If you do not agree with my opinion on something, please do comment so we can have a constructive argument. I really do appreciate all points of view.
9.I do comment when I feel like it and I comment a lot, I don't expect you to comment on something I wrote just because I commented on something you wrote.
9.I sometimes "disappear" from livejournal for long periods of time. Defriend, don't defriend. I don't care. The people I care about won't defriend me just because I'm away.
10.If you are mad at me, please do let me know why. I do know have a crystal ball and am not always able to tell why you're not speaking to me.
10.If you plan on defriending me, please do let me know so I can remove you from my friends list as soon as possible so my info page doesn't look messy.