Of course I've known for a long time that I am totally awesome, but now it's official. The Londonist has deemed me and my studies "awesome".
http://www.londonist.com/archives/arts_and_media/

It was around 2:25pm on Monday the 27th February, 2006. I stumbled into a record store to look for some New Order records. It had been a rough day at the office. I bumped into Craig McDermott, also looking for New Order 12"s - which were not to be found. Leaving in disgust we liaised over coffee and a cigarettes, the idea of forming a band came up ( Read more... )

protection of this forum - officially ( Read more... )

"I tried to get the laserdisc player to work but it wouldn't. I looked to you for help but you were slumped down in the couch with your aviators on, Paul had to prop you up for support, you didn't say anything you just kept running your fingers through your hair."

RIP Jamie Gertz

"You I like, you I don't like - you've got your hand on my girlfriend's ass!"

"Don't worry - I'm a gay cowboy."

"Where did you get that hat?"

"I'm can't remember, I think we stole it."

(19:34:34) Simon: yeah. i was trying to call you guys too. Got your message tho, was very funny. can't believe you forgot gordons name ( Read more... )

After being sick on the royal mile Gordon headed down to Calton Hill and waited in the street below, casually smoking a cigarette impersonating a rent boy. When a car began to slow down he moved over towards the opening window.

"How much?"

"I don't think so."

Gordon then headed home and started drinking.

Selected gifts include:

George Bests's Autobiography "Blessed" (Remember the football)

Renegade Soundwave - Biting My Nails 12"

A book of Charlie Sheen's poetry

It's been a good year.

"I used to think that the only way to be a real man was to be like Arnold, then I discovered Falco and realised there was another way."

"Can I have some of your vodka?"

"They are both Austrian..."

So someone in Belgium found their way to the Official David Patrick Website through searching on Google Belgium for "new wave dance moves" and proceeded to spend over 5 hours on the site. I'm not even joking... Almost at 2000 page loads ( Read more... )