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It has nothing to do with being Chinese. Pop culture is generally bad regardless. Have you seen American reality TV? Or their lame-ass sitcoms?
"all the guys and girls look alike. scary isn't it?"
That's because all Chinese people are clones. Duh. You're one too.
"I am scared that I am slowly being molded into the image that this is how a good looking chinese should be.
You're being "molded"? By who? Is your mom telling you what to wear? Or is the TV telling you? How does it do that? Is it like peer pressure?
"I have so many better things to be paranoid about""Like whether or not psychox will try to molest me in my sleep," Ling added nervously, eyes darting around for any sign of her perverted ex-roommate. What if psychox caught her reading online adult-rated romance stories again? Well, fortunately psychox couldn't read Chinese without a dictionary ( ... )
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i dont use a vibrator, i am sure you need it more than me
and thanks for making my blog so interesting
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Name one good one. Besides those segments of Fear Factor where non-Asians squeal and throw up trying to eat food you can normally find in the refrigerated section of 99 Ranch Market. Or are you saying you watch them to make fun of people. I used to do that, but even that got boring.
"i dont use a vibrator, i am sure you need it more than me"
Are you trying to say I can't get a date? Oh, the irony of that statement coming from YOU. Or are you saying I'm way more perverted than you. Cuz that's obvious.
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you work when other people are sleeping, of course you need one.
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