Comments | stressballpoped: i am only sitting here, nothing else

stressballpoped

i am only sitting here, nothing else

Sep 20, 2006 22:32

there was a baby shower for a co-worker today. the baby clothes were tiny and cute but they were all baby pink. by god, there are other colors in the world. but i think the soon to be mother was too emotionally touched to see that. the decoration used for the surprise party will be recycled for the next baby shower. when the party was over, a ( Read more... )

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psychox September 21 2006, 18:04:23 UTC

"they were all baby pink. by god, there are other colors in the world."

Yes, but they want to reinforce society's norms in terms of gender identities and roles, so they have to start early and get it through the kid's head and it's a she. If they don't, then who knows what horrible things might happen? They might end up with a homosexual.

Or a transexual.

Or psychox.

"she said are they saving it for yours?"

I would be offended. "Are you saying I look FAT?" But hey, it could be, like, a virgin birth or something. Two words: Sperm Bank. Or, I dunno, in vitro self-fertilization--then you could give birth to your own CLONE. That would be rad. I would buy the mini-you pink and blue clothes in equal numbers, just to confuse the fuck out of it.

"that's normal for guys here to find a girl in china, but not the reverse. would any guy want to come here with a girl's help?"Is there something wrong with that? Oh, wait, pink and blue, pink and blue, pink and blue, pink and blue, pink and blue, pink and fucking blue. I get it ( ... )

stressballpoped September 24 2006, 06:10:05 UTC

u don't know how it is in china. alot guys go back to china to find a wife, but hardly any girls does that, especially someone like me who's been here a while. anyway, i am not saying i won't ever do that.

psychox September 24 2006, 15:26:01 UTC

if girls are getting married to get to u.s, guys will do the same. -a

stressballpoped September 25 2006, 06:24:43 UTC

yes, i agree. but probably girls are easier to get in

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anonymous October 12 2006, 01:47:17 UTC

hey did you anywhere for the moon festival? i still have a lot of left-over to eat. -a

stressballpoped October 14 2006, 08:31:23 UTC

i went to lunch with coworkers, that was it
i saw the moon rise on my way back from work, it was nice