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[streusandbuchse]

"Heir Dietrich. I'm busy.
Leave a message. If you don't
piss me off, I might respond."

Need to get in contact with Dietrich while in-character? Leave him a message on his cell phone -- voicemail, text message, whatever. Label in the subject box 'TEXT' or 'VOICEMAIL', and he'll respond accordingly.

Also, feel free to ask him any questions, whether

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[ voicemail ]

[klugsaxony]

Just so you know, because you missed our annual drinking contest back home we'll have to reschedule it sometime for here. Because, after all, my dear brothers are hardly as competitive and fun to go against.

[ voicemail ]

[streusandbuchse]

Hell yeah! I was pretty fucking upset over missing that, and --

[ Crashing noise. That would be Dietrich having a realization and tipping his chair over too far. ] -- Saxony! ... Since when have you been here?

[ voicemail ]

[klugsaxony]

[ And in turn you might get some giggling on the other end. ]

I'm glad to see you remember me. And since a little while ago, having not seen yourself, Berlin, Bavaria and Saarland at the celebrations I got curious. But going by your place it was clear no one had been there for awhile, so I pick the lock find your spare key but when I open the door I find myself somewhere completely unfamiliar.

[ voicemail ]

[streusandbuchse]

[ And he thought he'd been pretty clever in hiding that, too. ... It was under the doormat. ]

Oh. Well, that sucks. It's fucking boring here, nothing ever happens. And it's all foreigners, too, except Saarland (but he doesn't fucking talk) and Bavaria (neither does he) and Mina. The Americans are all stuckup weirdo brats, as usual! The French are creepy, as usual! The Russians... are goddamn Russian bastards... as usual! And I can't find half-decent beer most days, either!

... Did you bring alcohol with you? Please say yes. Please say yes.