Why, hello Mr. USAA Insurance Company. How about a swift kick in your nutsack?!

[strictlylickly]

So how about I'm only getting $5600 on my totally flooded out car. Yeah, my baby. My baby with $2000 worth of stereo equipment in it that I'm only getting 700 fucking dollars for. Fuck you USAA; you shall forevermore hold a special place in my rectum

Comments

[antichristess]

Sorry about the car... they have to fuck people to stay in business during this disaster... ugh

[antichristess]

And Just Who Might You
Be?

[antichristess]

why would i justify who I am, if I don't know who you are?

[aboutrightnow]

I found the actual spork in my closet yesterday. THE spork. It was burried deep in a box. It made me smile a lot. Have fun and be safe.

hey hunny

[wamela]

i bought the shirt that says i ve been chatting online with hot babes all day with a picture of kip