> Seppucrow: Embarrass trainer.

[striderismo]

[ The video feed comes on to a whirling myriad of colours and cacophony of sounds. When it finally steadies (somewhat), it becomes apparent that the 'Gear is being held by a bird Pokémon, flying overhead. Her trainer stands below, stopped for the moment and looking up at her. ]

Are you even fucking serious right now? You're stealing shit from me?

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[hewhosurvives]

Uh.

[ Did that bird just-yeah, I think it did. Somehow, that relationship doesn't look very safe. ]

You...might want to keep those two apart.

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[striderismo]

Nah. The fish should pay her back when it evolves.

[ Dave is so concerned for his Pokémon. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

....Wouldn't that be just as bad?

[ Clearly Dave is Pokémon trainer of the year. ]

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[striderismo]

If she can't handle herself by then, she deserves it. She'll be a few levels higher than it.

[ And this is why Dave can't have kids yet. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

I thought the point of all this was to defeat other trainers, not your own Pokémon....

[ Thank goodness. ]

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[striderismo]

They'll get stronger fighting each other, anyway. [ A nonchalant shrug. ]

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[hewhosurvives]

I...guess that makes sense.

[ Said in a tone that implies otherwise, but oh well. ]

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[striderismo]

[ Dave's mouth twitches slightly in amusement. ]

I'm not gonna let them fillet each other. That'd just be cruel.

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[hewhosurvives]

...Oh. Well, I'd hope not. That would put the whole future of your team at stake.

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[striderismo]

[ Dryly: ] It's not that much harder in practice than it was in theory. Don't lose any sleep over it.