I can't help it, I like the memes.
Will you get far in life?
My Name Joe - Lucy Kaplansky
Plenty far, running from the authorities.
How do your friends see you?
Can't Get Next to You - Dilemma
Am I really that unapproachable?
Will you get married?
Ice Cream - Sarah McLachlan
I guess we should have ice cream at the reception, if we can keep it from melting in the August heat.
What is your best friend's theme song?
Blast Off - Stray Cats
Well, at least she's getting far in life.
What is the story of your life?
Calling It Quits - Aimee Mann
Does this reflect my refusal to hold a job for more than two years?
What was high school like?
Magic Dance - David Bowie
I always fancied myself as the heroine of this movie in high school.
How can you get ahead in life?
Roses Blue - Joni Mitchell
Well, I have thought about starting a cult...
What is the best thing about your friends?
You're the Boss - The Brian Setzer Orchestra
I think I'd better not comment.
What is today going to be like?
Chapter 24 - Pink Floyd
Really? Cosmic.
What is in store for this weekend?
Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost - Jimmy Buffett
Right, you get the shotgun, I'll sharpen the wooden stakes.
What song describes you?
The Lady Don't Mind - Talking Heads
"You might think she would say something, but you'd have to wait a while." Yeah, okay, I'll admit it.
To describe your grandparents?
Anniversary Song - Cowboy Junkies
Yeah, they always seemed inseparable to me.
How is your life going?
Last Fair Deal Gone Down - Robert Johnson
Ouch. At least it isn't "Hell hound on My Trail"
What song will they play at your funeral?
Winin' Boy - Dave Van Ronk
Anything bluesy is good at a funeral.
How does the world see you?
Waiting - Garnet Rogers
Alas, defined by my inaction. Oh well, activity is overrated.
What do your friends really think of you?
Army - Ben Folds Five
Sure, I'm a little directionless, but am I really such a loser?
Do people secretly lust after you?
Bought and Sold - Dar Williams
I'll take that as a no, unless they think I'm a prostitute.
How can I make myself happy?
Just By Myself - Greg Brown
Well, I do like a fair bit of solitude. Don't think I'll call off the wedding, though.
What should you do with your life?
Santiano - The Yarmouth Shantymen
Guess it's time to flee to Mexico. Who am I to argue with iTunes?
Will you ever have children?
Turning in Time - Avalon Rising
Answer hazy, try again later.