six | the holy path

[strike_you_out]

 Fellow residents of Mayfield, it has come to my attention that our town is overrun with evil. The Gouma... they have hidden themselves amongst our kind with hopes of capturing us as their hosts. But fear not, for it is my mission as the Holy Warrior to find and defeat them.

Here me, Gouma of Mayfield, I will cleanse this town of your darkness!

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Comments

C, for "you C me trollin'?"

[godisachild]

[For the moment, Pokey has just taken to watching shit happen over town, left hand stuffed in his pocket. Smile constantly on his face. This crap is just too funny.]

...How about F, for Fuck you Pokey

[strike_you_out]

[A seemingly random drone is passing by, not far from where Pokey happens to be standing, when there is a sudden flurry of movement and sound. A flash of red, blue, and gold speeds by with a dull note of ringing metal and the drone falls face-down onto the ground.

TARGET OBLITERATED.

The Holy Warrior returns to stand beside the unconscious body, bat sword held skyward and cape billowing. He has yet to turn and notice Pokey.]

LOL

[godisachild]

[....What?

Well, you're not...too different, he guesses. He'll just raise an eyebrow at that.]

Yeah.

You show that drone who's boss.

[strike_you_out]

[Is that the voice of... It is! The Great Child Sage.

Lowering his weapon, he spins to face the child of knowledge and kneels.]

Do not be fooled, Great One. The gouma are clever to hide within the most ordinary of civilians.

C

[humandeath]

....

ARE YOU FEELING ALRIGHT?

[strike_you_out]

[He kneels before Death, head bowed in the presence of holiest royalty.]

It matters not how I feel, my Lord. The only thing of importance is your safety.

[humandeath]

[Okay, what?]

....WHY?

[Also looking around. Susan is going to somehow blame him for this, he just knows it.]

[strike_you_out]

The gouma. They're everywhere. They've already started possessing the townspeople. I cannot-- I will not let them get to you, too.

[Spoken like a true soldier.]

C! the milk is non-poisonous, btw

[insectoidalien]

[Tak snacked on the candy too, and ate a dairy piece]

You can't save Mayfield with weak bones! Have some of my milk!

[strike_you_out]

[Turning to spot her. That's right, he forgot to drink his milk today.]

Please forgive me of my nutritional neglect. [He bows before her and graciously accepts a glass.]

[He raises his glass, then drinks. Clearly, this is the HOLIEST OF MILKS.]

[insectoidalien]

[She giggles sweetly at the bow.]

It's never too late to start healthy drinking habits!

[strike_you_out]

[Finishing it, he returns the glass and drops to one knee.]

I am forever indebted to you, Goddess of Sustenance.

[He extends a gloved hand to her, hoping to accept her hand.]

[deaths_heritor]

. . .

I'm going back to bed. Let me know when everyone is sane again.

[Probably blue!]
EDIT:[Oh hold on, if it has nothing to do with character personalities, I'll take red.]

[strike_you_out]

[...That red glow. No. It can't be! The gouma have gotten Miss Susan! But no matter how horrible the circumstances, a Holy Warrior must always be strong. Time to get on his game-face and ready his sword.]

Evil gouma... [Raising his weapon, he moves forward.]

Release Miss Susan!

[deaths_heritor]

I'd have done that already if I could. I'm not staying in this town for the free candy.

[strike_you_out]

Don't talk to me like this is only a game!

[He brandishes his sword mightily in hopes of frightening the gouma out of her; he doesn't want to attack Susan if there's a chance he can avoid it. (His bat knocks a clock from the wall and topples a lamp. Yes, he honestly believes there is an evil entity hiding within Susan that is holding her captive and torturing her.)]

Now show your true face, monster. Or are you a coward?

A

[bridgetroll]

[I don't even- SHE'S A BROODING (AND SPARKLY) VAMPIRE, her aura is red

now excuse her as she sulks by a tree and stares apathetically at ~*~nature's beauty~*~]

[strike_you_out]

[Spotting the hellish glow from afar, the Holy Warrior approaches with caution. Upon closer inspection, it is evident that there are strange twinkly lights interspersed within her aura.

This... this is worse than he thought. But he is the Holy Warrior and he is prepared to do whatever he must.]

Princess...!

[bridgetroll]

[twinkle twinkle, apathetic stare]

I'm no princess. I'm only....a killer.

[strike_you_out]

[Without getting too close, he crouches nearby, hand at the hilt of his bat sword. A killer?]

Princess Parsee!

[Truly, even a warrior's heart cannot remain unaffected by such a tragic sight.]

A killer you are not. You are the Princess of Holy Light! It's the gouma that's making you hurt like this. Do not succumb to its darkness!