And the Lee said, "put it on your timesheet."

[strikethedamned]

Largely overscheduled weekend beginning tomorrow. Watch out on Sunday, there will be a shit load to update.

New nickname, thanks to the Buff
MEIT B
"My Ego Isn't That Big...."

1. Seven things I plan to do before I die
- Contact Mrs. Hargrove from middle school and tell her I registered to vote.
- Bring my A game
- See my kids grow up
- Tell who I love that I care about them every day
- Feel weightless
- Receive self-given euphoria
- Bake a 3-tiered cake

2. Seven things I can do
- Work song lyrics into every day conversation
- Crafts, decently
- Public speaking
- Act
- Make someone have a heart attack/stop their pain
- Bring a smile to a face while shaking my papaya
- Roll my eyes into my head

3. Seven things I can't do
- Drive
- Pull my arms from behind my back to the front if they're connected
- Keep my balance
- Not cry
- Not stress
- Eat gummi worms with pea-flavored baby food
- Bring myself to finish homework the night before

4. Seven things that attract me to the opposite/same sex.
- Big smile
- Altruism
- Genuinity (is that a word?)
- Pecs gnarrr mmmmmm
- Their ability to stay in control and then surrender it to me when requested
- Bright Colors, like a peacock
- Goofiness

5. Seven things I say most.
- Sugarlumps
- Totally
- Uggggghhhh
- Ooooookay!
- I hate Sally
- Sorry
- I taligamut. I na ko. I ow.

6. Seven celebrity crushes:
- Cillian Murphy
- Guy Pearce
- Ethan Embry
- Angelina Jolie
- Mel Gibson
- Daniel Day Lewis
- Melora Creager(♥)