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I've lost five more pounds.

Good.

Being radioactive is making me miserable.

The fact that you won't fucking talk to me is making me angry.
because really I don't see why you won't fucking talk to me you manish woman fucking asshole.

I call you and you cant call me back?

You suck!

I sent some pictures..Some sexy pictures. and this is what they said.

Richard: Holy crap you are skinny.
And then I sent what Richard said to Mike.
And then Mike said..: you really are!

ps.
They all said it was hot, and that I am hot.
I just thought I'd be like FUCK YOU MUSTACHE FUCKING ASSHOLE.

The party is planned...It is uh pretty much set up. Just need a date and to tell some people.

Chris.
Sara.
John (Not my brother, a friend of mine)
Denise.
Probably Jesse.

And my good friend Jack Daniels lol.

BRB gotta restart, I want to upload my new pictures.

Do you know how many people are telling me to celebrate right now?

Wow.
You said people don't like me.

But man, they really don't like you.

Person one : you should celebrate. throw a party. have balloons and cake and clowns.
Person two: yes and celebrate
Person three (I swear they made their font this big): YOU SHOULD CELEBRATEPerson four (This ( Read more... )

Richard: Want some milkshake?
Me: Yes. What flavor?
Richard: WHOPPER
Me: In milkshake form?
Richard: Yes, I made them.
Richard: With that Whopper syrup.
Me: Well I do believe sir, that your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Richard: I hope not. I'd call 911 if people were in my yard at 2 in the morning

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