Comments | strina: IT STARTED SO INNOCENTLY

strina

IT STARTED SO INNOCENTLY

Dec 22, 2015 18:48

My dad always has a shit-ton of flash drives in a box on his desk, because he gets them as swag at conferences and stuff. So I grabbed a couple today, looking for an empty one to put his present on.

I plug the first one in, it’s not empty, so I’m about to close it when…I see a document labeled Will1.

Obviously you see a will, you open it, right? I ( Read more... )

personal, rl, secret baby, seriously y'all don't open wills

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strina December 23 2015, 03:14:56 UTC

It's just SO WEIRD.

dancinbutterfly December 23 2015, 03:19:03 UTC

I vote for epic shit show. But thats just me. I am the kind of person who always goes for the epic shit show. I am so sorry bb. I've been kinda-there (my version is that my dad basically talked my mom to have an abortion she didnt really want) and its crazy to find out something about your dad you didnt want to know. *hugs* it sucks

strina December 23 2015, 04:10:03 UTC

To be honest, all the asshole heart of me wants is to hand my brother an It's a Girl! card on Christmas morning with "we have a sister" scribbled inside.

But I won't, no matter how hilarious his face would be, because that confrontation + my anxiety would DESTROY me, and also, my dad was apparently a dick about this, but he's also the reason I'm not homeless, so.

It's just SO WEIRD, because I thought I was done discovering weird shit about my family? Like, there has been some weird shit, and my family is infamously bad at talking, so it's ALL been after-the-fact revelations of "oh yeah, your grandparents have been divorced for almost a decade because Grandpa gave Grandma chlamydia from cheating on her" or whatever. I am just so confused. And kind of distracted by her dumb name (Karlye, really?).

But thanks.