This is Abby. I can't come to the phone right now but if you'll leave a message I'll get back to you.

It's a particularly sterile recording for Abby, almost sweet and innocent, but occasionally her mother calls it. If you need to get in touch with her, for any reason leave a message. She'll get back to you. Don't be obscene, save that for when she ( Read more... )

I know I shouldn’t have done it but I couldn’t resist…

On Halloween my boss encourages us to all dress up as something ‘sexy’ for the night. Usually I put on my Halloween g-string (What…doesn’t everyone have one?), go as a stripper and tell him he can fuck himself if he doesn’t like it.

But that was before I had a friend who just happened to be a ( Read more... )

In this town and this profession a girl has to have best friends of a very specific kind. She needs a fucking amazing plastic surgeon to give her fabulous tits, a waxing technician that knows what she’s doing and good dealer that won’t sell her shit for the days when the grabby assholes are really getting to her.

Any other kind of best friend is ( Read more... )