Comments | stripping: [Failed lock to Birkin. Pictures may be NSFW on grounds of F/SN worms. Video.]

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[Failed lock to Birkin. Pictures may be NSFW on grounds of F/SN worms. Video.]

May 25, 2011 16:16

[Look, it's Issei standing outside his temple, he's holding a pretty big box of... What are those?

Please don't say those are your new pets, Issei...]Birkin, I found something for you. Well, more accurately I found something I don't want their current owner to have, I can't really destroy them without risking serious injury to myself, and I'm ( Read more... )

kurt hummel, william birkin, +ic

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notahandbag May 25 2011, 20:33:59 UTC

...Worms. Issei, I'm not going to lie to you, they look like dicks. Dicks with teeth.

stripping May 25 2011, 20:35:12 UTC

[Now that Birkin's seen them, Issei shuts the box and tapes it closed. Can't be too careful.] Since those don't have teeth, they must clearly be worms.

notahandbag May 25 2011, 20:42:32 UTC

...Dickworms! Why are you giving me dickworms?! I already have one creepy looking penis to deal with!

Oh yeah, video forever. stripping May 25 2011, 20:44:54 UTC

I am giving you them because you are the best person that I know to deal with containing dangerous creatures, and because you might find them interesting scientifically. They don't even react that way to men from what I'm told, so try not to think of it in a sexual light. Please.

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[Video] notasinglelady May 25 2011, 23:45:51 UTC

[He's just staring in horror.]

[Video] stripping May 25 2011, 23:52:12 UTC

[The box is now closed and taped shut. You don't have to see them any longer, Kurt.]

They're dangerous and I had to get rid of them off-world. This was intended to be locked.

[Video] notasinglelady May 25 2011, 23:55:26 UTC

[Thankfully, but the image is still burning in the in his mind. he's going to have nightmares. And not Blaine touch him until they are like, 30. THANK YOU Issei. b|]

Dear lords, what are those things? I can tell they are dangerous, they have teeth. They are dic...they have teeth! I'm not prone to violence at all but kill them with fire.

[Video] stripping May 26 2011, 00:03:16 UTC

[Well, by that time, they'll be married! So Issei's helped~]

They're called Crest Worms, I believe. If I tried to kill them, they would start attacking me, and they would eat my spine and part of my brain, which I am not eager to have happen. I thought Birkin would be better at containing them than I am.

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