[Voice] [Forward-dated to tomorrow morning]

[stripping]

[All that's in this voice clip is Issei screaming in pain for a few seconds.]

Comments

[action yep]

[croibhristeoir]

[NOPE]

[NOT STANDING FOR THIS SHIT]

[Guess who found a worldhop ASAP and is now busting in the door with both Noble Phantasms in hand? Because he likes you, Issei, plus you're sure as hell nicer to him than Kayneth.]

[action!]

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[Things that Lancer will see:

A relatively uninjured Issei holding a bloody knife.

Another Issei, this one wearing black that is doing pretty much nothing to hide the fact that a) he got stabbed a lot in several unpleasant places and b) he is so dead.

Normal Issei looks up.] Huh? Oh, something posted, didn't it?

[action!]

[croibhristeoir]

...

[Holy shit what.]

I-Issei, what--

[That was the real one, right? They looked remarkably similar, save for the clothes they were wearing.]

[action!]

[stripping]

Ah, sorry. [He sets the knife down. No reason to be threatening.] You must have been worried, but I took care of it myself.

[thirstsforred]

Okay, yeah. That may be bad.

[stripping]

I'm fine.

[thirstsforred]

I hear if you start screaming randomly? You might want to get it checked out. Just saying, kid.

[stripping]

That is true, but that wasn't me screaming. So I can save myself the hospital visit.

[createswithink]

...Hoshi-sama?

[stripping]

Sorry, sorry. That was an accident. I'm fine.

[notasinglelady]

Issei!?

[stripping]

I apologize. That wasn't meant to record.

[notasinglelady]

What's going on? Everyone is freaking me out today! [He's slightly stressed.]

[stripping]

My doppleganger showed up again, the same one from the last time that virus happened.

[deadlydoctor]

[He's used to scream, but he usually wants to know the cause.]

Strong lungs.

[stripping]

Thank you. I guess I can take that as a compliment.

[deadlydoctor]

Welcome. They might come in handy, trust me.

What was all that?

[stripping]

Doppleganger of mine. I was attacking it.