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This was almost certainly a bad idea, but Issei had agreed to it, and Issei kept his promises. Even incredibly stupid promises ( Read more... )

While he isn't the king of making attention-grabbing introductions, you absolutely should welcome Emiya Shirou into the community. As his best friend, it's my responsibility that he feel as comfortable as he can in a world-spanning sentient website of little relation to ducks.

...And. I'm just happy to see him again.

Is it generally considered strange for the head of a Buddhist temple to be best friends with the head of the local yakuza?

I thought I'd ask, given Father's Day and all.

I say this freely.

That Matou Shinji is absolutely someone I want to kill.

((Same trigger warnings as Shinji's post, although Issei is not going to be bragging about them, of course.))

Knives were the worst.

Someone else might have expected Issei to scream like a little girl when he saw that his opponent was armed, but that person didn't know Issei's determination to make him pay. He meant it when he said that he was going to aim for dismemberment, but that was easier if Michael couldn't move correctly ( Read more... )

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[Look, it's Issei standing outside his temple, he's holding a pretty big box of... What are those?

Please don't say those are your new pets, Issei...]Birkin, I found something for you. Well, more accurately I found something I don't want their current owner to have, I can't really destroy them without risking serious injury to myself, and I'm ( Read more... )

( NSFW, obviously. )