OOC: Kink Meme

[striven_soldier]

Kink meme! I totally stole this off of someone else. Respond here with a character of your choice and a kink that you want seen done to my character(s).

Cloud Strife - striven_soldier
Yazoo - pwns_bitches
Rufus ShinRa - shinra_pwnsjoo
Larsa Solidor - thelastsolidor (disclaimer: if you write BRIDGET, i'll kill you.)
Yunalesca - Only on special request (and if it's Kadaj and sephiroth XD)
Machi - letsmaketracks

Comments

[halfling_rogue]

Larsa, Bridget, crossdressing Cloud, Tifa, tables. >D

[striven_soldier]

You're lucky Zack is already dead.

Three A.M, it's a little early for the bar to be closed, but there's a damn good reason for it. Cloud is going to be leaving soon for a delivery and the kids are still fast asleep-this is the perfect chance for Tifa. As if on cue, she can hear Cloud's heavy footsteps coming from the staircase

[halfling_rogue]

(he's really asleep, right? He'll wake up with an erection, masturbate in the shower, and it'll be all good)

*dies. laughing.*

And aww, that's so sweet. Must've been a hella uncomfortable bike ride, though.

[pwns_farplane]

Nothing that a good fap and /4chan/ can't solve.

[ringsthatbind]

So wait...

I can like... Request Zeus/Larsa, right? Except I know no kinks... :[

[striven_soldier]

DEEMED INVALID.

[onlysaneguy]

BOO. UNFAIR, UNJUST.

Fine! Uh... Colbert, Rude, sunglasses.

[pwns_farplane]

"Are you going to give me those soppapia's of truth? Drizzled in the sweet, sweet honey of liberty, padre?" Colbert asked sarcastically, leaning into the table watching the bald man. "Or does Papa Rufus keep that all to his de facto self?"

Rude stared back from behind his sunglasses, not knowing what to say in reply.

Stephen took of his glasses and smirked, "I'm going to teach you how to give this report right."

Later on that day, in Rufus' office- they were discussing a body that was found outside of the WRO. As a favor, Rufus had told them to get rid of it for him. After stating his work, Rude pulled off his sunglasses in a dramatic fashion and said, "And that's the word."

[vivider]

Larsa/Zeus/Bridget. double-sided dildo.

...do you hate me now?

[pwns_farplane]

"No." Larsa and Bridget told the God at the same time as they handed back the ivory phallus, "Just. No."

And they walked away, happily ever after.

[iliveforzabuza]

Colbert/Jon Stewart Larsa/Bridget Cloud/Rufus? :D *desk optional*

[striven_soldier]

. . .

[iliveforzabuza]

So is that a no to the desk? ... Oh fine....

Yunalesca/Kadaj please?

[striven_soldier]

It was the Rufus/Cloud- sorry, my mind broke.

No kink? They, they can do kink.