Best ride...ever.

[strobediablos]

One day when I get really really rich I'm going to own an amusement park. And in this amusement park I'll create a ride. You'll step into a room that opens into a long straight hallway of pitch blackness. The kind of darkness where you can't see anything and even when your eyes begin to focus, you still can't make much out. You'll walk and walk and

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[raynedr0p]

that's not a ride.

[strobediablos]

Not yet it isn't...

The ride is only reserved for people who think that me having my own amusement park a la Neverland Ranch is a bad idea. Except no kids will be allowed, and there will totally powooling. Pool bowling. You know...where you bowl a cue ball into other balls on an enlarged court? I'm tired...

The ride is also reserved for racists who think the Confederacy should rise again.

Leilani...you're not a racist, are you? >.>

[raynedr0p]

good question. racism and the confederacy don't always go hand in hand. Seeing as I'm half native I could be all "I hate white people!" but that would kinda leave talking to you and practically all of my other friends out of the question. Oh yeah, and I'm married to a white guy as well. You wouldn't happen to have an overwhelming urge to punch me in the face, do you Adam?

[strobediablos]

Speaking as I have a much higher amount of minority friends than white friends and it's generally people as a whole that irritate the hell out of me, I'm going to say no.

[iamnotgoingback]

hahaha, oh man that made me laugh. Hank - "I wonder who that will provide amusement for..."

[raynedr0p]

that would be amusing however. I could be the person to throw eggs at them, or better, pour molasses on them and dump feathers after.